New Semester, New Beginnings

Now that the New Year’s Day
hangovers are a thing of the past,
it’s time to trade in the warm sofa
for cold, hard desks as the spring
semester approaches. If you are
wondering how you will possibly
make it through this semester after
barely
making it through the fall semester
you are in luck, because a new semester
brings new beginnings.
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Crawford - A Film Everyone Needs to See


An historic election is only 19 days away. No matter which candidate you support, it is more important than ever to get involved and assist in electing our next president. Students and young people across the country are taking their role in this election and the political process very seriously. From volunteering for the party of their choice to registering voters, and everything in between, our generation is getting involved like never before.

And some are going even further.

David Modigliani, a Harvard grad with an MFA from University of Texas, is an ordinary 20-something who went to extraordinary lengths to involve himself in the political process. Modigliani saw an issue in the Bush administration and politics in general and wanted to get the real story. Read More »

What Up, Hofstra?

logo_hofstra_pride.gifSo, tonight is the final debate between Barack Obama and John McCain. Party!

The event will be taking place at Hofstra University over in good ol’ New York. How cool! All these college students get to miss class to go on Candidate Watch, not to mention be a part of American history! We can’t be there (something about national security and blah, blah, blah), but we are dying to know what it is like over thre in Hempstead, NY.

So, dear readers of Hofstra University, be our eyes and ears! Tell us what is going down on your campus in preparation for tonight’s big event.

Email pictures, spottings, or comments on general craziness to Lauren@CollegeCandy.com. We can’t all be lucky enough to be a part of such a momentous occassion, but that doesn’t mean we can’t pretend.

“I’ll Use This Weapon on that Devil Horse if I Have To”


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So tonight’s the big final debate at Hofstra University.  Important, right?  Really important.  But…is anyone else Palin, McCain, and Obama-ed out?

I almost can’t even type their names anymore.  It taxes my brain and my spirit.  So much talking…so much spin…please.let.it.END.

Instead of writing a long article about who I think should be president and why, I’m going to post a hilarious video of Will Ferrell being George Bush and carrying around metal rakes.  It’s a much more enjoyable way to digest politics right now.

Thank God for Friday Happy Hour

tired_baby-whew.jpgToday is Friday. Tomorrow is Saturday. That means the stock exchange is closed, which also means that the economy can’t crash for 2 whole days! Wahoo! Grab you’re your favorite snacks (fat is in!) and celebrate!

That is the best news we’ve heard all week, but that isn’t saying much after the week we’ve had:

Gay rights activists get locked out of a campus, a**holes continued to break girls’ hearts, celebs got all cocky on us, Joe Six Pack made an appearance, the presidential candidates “debated,” we had to watch Rachael Ray porn, Bubba had some transgender issues, our boyfriend posted that (PRIVATE) sex tape online, and I missed out on a fantastic opportunity to get with my campus’s most notorious man-whore.

But don’t worry; Barack Obama can make it all better! (No, that was not a political statement…that was a sexual one.)

Happy Friday, peeps.

Love Obama? Let Him Love You Back!

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I love Barack Obama. LOVE him. I love his policies, I love his speeches and I love the way he looks in a bathing suit. If Michelle hadn’t already nabbed that guy, I would definitely take him home for myself. And, yes, he may have made it into one (or many) of my “do me on the desk in the Oval Office” fantasies.

And now I can live out my fantasies….sorta. Read More »

Sarah Palin Winks At Joe Six Pack


Love her or hate her, Sarah Palin sure knows how to use a well executed wink.

Either she’s found out just how much America loves a good old fashioned devilish gesture, or, like me, her eye twitches when she’s stressed out and/or scared.

Too bad my eye twitch isn’t as cute.

The Week That Gave Us All Premature Heart Attacks

tired_baby-whew.jpgHave the last 7 days made anyone else crave a bubble bath and a good book? How about a Valium?

Anyway, the world kind of imploded this week. Cheerleaders were bashed for being cheerleaders, we had flashbacks to 7th grade when our sworn enemy put a dead fish in our locker, that awkward hook-up just became the top dining hall gossip, and we seriously forgot how to actually care.

To make matters worse, we found out that men cheat on us a lot, and John McCain almost didn’t make it to tonight’s debate.

A week like this makes us want to manufacture our own boyfriend, go shopping at American Apparel, find a much younger guy to toy with, eat some candy bar brownies, and eff Jeremy Piven.

At least we learned how to survive that 8 AM class. If nothing else, we’ll be early for the end of the world.

They Can Stuff Our Ballot Box….The Hottest Guys in Congress

congress.jpgEverywhere you go people are talking politics.

Who ya gonna vote for?
What is his stance on foreign policy?
Will there be a debate?
Is he qualified?
Can we survive 4 more years with Repubs running this country?
Can the Dems handle this crisis?!

It is time to stop with the party bickering and focus on bringing the government and this country back together. It is time to unify. And nothing unifies people more than good looking men.

So, since you’re gonna be exposed to all these government dudes anyways (they are deciding our financial future as we speak, and are all over the news), you might as well look at the hotties.

(Editor’s Note: We attempted to find some seriously good looking guys in Congress, but that proved difficult. Seriously…most of them are so oldWe’re bringing you the best of the bunch. You know, guys we wouldn’t drool over on a normal day…but they have power! And they wear suits!)

These dudes make me want to move to Capital Hill. Some even may make me consider switching parties not totally hating the other party. Click on each picture to get the full story. Read More »