Recappin\' The Hills...

So, I was gone for a few weeks and
missed out on a lot of Hills recapping.
I was so excited to get back into it…
until I actually watched tonight’s totally
sucky episode. Like most episodes of
The Hills, nothing really happened. In
fact, the entire show can be broken
down into two sentences:
Lauren and Audrina make up.
Spencer acts like a douche in
front of his Nana. Read More...

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WTF Friday: Diddy Dabbles in Child Porn?

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I love cute baby pictures as much as the next pre-menstrual girl, but this? This is just a bit much. The bowties, the total nudity, the seductive look on Diddy’s face.

I feel so…dirty.

I know Danity Kane is in the crapper, but there are other ways to make a buck, P Dids.

Candy Dish: Fake Blondes Love Fake Tans

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Hef’s new twins sure love their self-tanner

…And his third girlfriend is still in college!

Britney can’t drive

“Kids”, listen to Diddy!

Courtney Cox loves her forehead too much

Hermione checks out Hahhhvahhrd

Sting loves this chick — I am jealous

Angie got a “Mommy Tuck“?

LaBeouf and ‘douche’ don’t exactly rhyme, but…

Who cares about this chick?

Alien baby or not, she sure is cute.

Movies so bad they’re…real?

Admit it, you want a Theremin!

Candy Dish: Bromance Is In The Air Tonight

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Understand the economy with Chris Farley movies

At last, something to do with your ex’s testicles once you cut them off

Celeb camel toe AND mom jeans alert

Disney on Depressants

Howard Stern ties the knot, Mr. Kelly Ripa officiates, celebrities now control the universe

Britney channels the other Madonna

Diddy is afraid of Palin

It’s official, Kate Moss has a golden vajayjay

The sham is almost over…

Dita Von Always Looks Awesome

St. Tyra declaws a catfight

Holly finally realized Hef is old

The Male Brazilian: Catching On?

male-bikini.jpgWe all deal with the trials and tribulations of bikini line maintenance on a pretty regular basis. So, why (oh why) are we forced to ignore the hair problem when it comes to our men?

Those days may soon be over. When I was sitting at my salon waiting for my appointment, I was flipping through this week’s Us Weekly, when I learned some very personal information about some of Hip Hop’s biggest stars.

Apparently, both Puff Daddy and Jay-Z are all about the male Brazilian. (Yeah, Beyonce!)

As in: hot wax, being applied to their man parts (and cracks!) and being ripped off by a large woman (most likely in need of a lip wax). Jay-Z was even quoted as saying, “bald is beautiful.”

So. Many. Thoughts. Going. Through. My. Mind. Read More »

Candy Dish: Fizz Cups Are Hot, Un-Hot Dudes Are Not

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Top 5 Un-hot Hotties

But when will my consistent failures pay off??

…The folks from Gossip Girl wonder the same thing…

THE BEST SUMMER EVER: Fizz Cup for ice cream sodas!

Jezebel’s Pot Psychology

If only my daddy were Diddy

Bobby Mario–the brother Nintendo never loved

The best of “That’s What She Said” moments from The Office

Jason Castro is so chill, guys. So. Chill.

Since when did Nikki Cox become The Cat Lady?

Candy Dish: Why Study for Finals When We’ve Got Links?!

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Iron Man is unstoppable!

Simon Pegg entertains me far, far too much

Harriet the Spy is back, baby

And look, so is Tom Cruise on Oprah

TMZ officially ranks as “legit news”

50 funniest movie scenes ever

Because Diddy’s ego hadn’t been inflated today…

Meanwhile, Kanye’s ego is OUT OF CONTROL

If you like LC’s clothes, click here and learn her ways (your own personal Justin Bobby not included)

Throwback Jams Essential to Your Pregame Playlist

salt-n-peppa.jpgA good playlist at the bar is important. A great playlist during pregame is critical, because let’s face it, pregame is more fun than going out itself nine times of ten.

Hate it or love it, here are some throwback jams to start your evening:

“OPP” by Naughty by Nature

Yeah, you know me!

Other people’s property? Sure… that’s what it means. Whether you know any of the actual lyrics or not, you can’t not scream the chorus.

“Shoop” by Salt N Pepa.

Ummm you’re packed and you’re stacked, ’specially from the back / Brotha wanna thank ya motha for a butt like that…

I can’t not be happy when I hear this song. I also have it memorized and spontaneously start rapping when it comes on. My friends have learned to embrace it. Read More »

Celebrity Fall Fashion

katie holmesAre you ready for fall weather?

Now that it’s getting colder, most of us have finally admitted to need to bundle up. But what to wear?

This year, celebrities are coming out in droves, sporting this season’s biggest trends: color, prints, and an all around put-together outfit.

It looks great, is easy to find in stores (thank God!), and still allows of our individuality to shine through.

The best part? It’s nothing us poor college students couldn’t afford! Celebs are keeping it simple and chic this fall…finally!

Check out some of Hollywood’s hottest and the totally awesome looks they’ve put together recently!

Check out the Celebrity Fall Fashion Gallery after the jump! Read More »

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