It’s finally happened. Orange Oprah has proved she’s a money hungry moron.

Any other mother might decide to lie low after her famous daughter gets out of 45 days of drug treatment. Any other mother would see her daughter’s rehab stint as a cry for help, a cry for a guiding light, a teacher, a mature friend, and decide to spend some quality time giving her flesh and blood what she desperately needs.

Not Dina Lohan. Dina Lohan is a different kind of mom.

Hours after her daughter spent her first post-rehab days partying in Las Vegas (smart Lindsay. Very smart), DL let it be known that she’s working on a show with the E! television network. No one’s completely sure what it’s going to be about yet, but chances are it will suck. Read More »

“Mom!” Paris Hilton is reported to have shouted when the judge ordered her back to school, “it’s just not fair!”

Celebrity moms are everywhere these days, from Kathy Hilton giving TMZ an hour by hour update of her daughter’s recent jail time, to Dina Lohan—aka the “Orange Oprah”, aka A Horrible Role Model—exclaiming to Entertainment Tonight that she goes out and parties with her daughter.

It’s not just famous moms and daughters who are spending more time together. A recent article in the New York Times reports “social, demographic and technological changes have made it more common for adult daughters to keep their mothers’ apron strings tied tighter — and for longer,” say researchers who study the transition into young adulthood.

Cell phones, the internet, even AIM are becoming common ways for daughters to talk to their mothers, allowing a connection much more prevalent than ever before.

“There is a higher level of dependence,” Vivian Gadsden, a professor at the University of Pennsylvania Graduate School of Education, explains in the article. “In that way [young adults] are very much a product of this period in our history.” Read More »

So your daughter’s geeked on gack and f@#%s hollywood stars serially. In times like these, it’s only natural for a mother to step in. That’s just what “Mother of the Year” Dina Lohan has done. Except instead of stepping in to get LiLo the help she most desperately needs, Dina has stepped into the spotlight, to help her own career.

Yes as disqusting as it may be, Page Six reports that Dina Lohan hit the red carpet at last night’s “Georgia Rule” premiere in NYC, as a “special correspondant” for Entertainment Tonight. ET says “We are looking forward to Dina asking the questions only a mother can.” WTF ET??? Are you so irresponsible that you would allow a mother to profit off her own daughter’s addictions for a mere ratings boost? You both deserve eachother, you miserable, ignorant sluts. Read More »