New Semester, New Beginnings

Now that the New Year’s Day
hangovers are a thing of the past,
it’s time to trade in the warm sofa
for cold, hard desks as the spring
semester approaches. If you are
wondering how you will possibly
make it through this semester after
barely
making it through the fall semester
you are in luck, because a new semester
brings new beginnings.
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Because “Dish Hands” are for suckers.

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I used to have an ongoing struggle about which I hated more: doing laundry or doing the dishes. With laundry, you have to gather up all of your beer bathed clothing, haul it to a Laundromat and sit in front of a splish-splash cycle show for an hour before relocating to a dryer and waiting for, like, sixteen hundred hours to achieve sufficient dryness. On the plus side, you can spend downtime doing homework or watching syndicated Scrubs. But with dishes, it is a hands-on procedure that involves all energies. And if you’re in a particularly crappy dorm, sometimes you even have to bring them from your room to a community hole or bathroom with a sink. Ridic! In my opinion, dishes win Worst Chore Evs.

So imagine my joy when I found out about this small, portable dishwasher. At only $115, it’s cheaper than the majority of accessories and, if possible, even doper. What! Hear me out: a new pair of earrings is exciting for the first few wears… Read More »

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