Remember back in the day when you looked like THIS and didn’t look like an overly-browned asshole?

According to AskMen.com, you’ve dropped from the 12th most desirable woman to 21 – so basically it’s statistically proven that you’re looking not-so-hot with your faux-glow skin and mousy locks.

I get it…you’re with John Mayer now and Nick is with Vanessa but come on…you’ve looked like an asshole BEFORE so what happened to your sense of style and taste? Your boobs are popping out of your dress and the color of your skin is so fake that I’m sure if you sat down on a white chair, you would leave a mark.

For future reference, when applying self-tanner (especially if you’re quite pale) it’s best to mix in a moisturizing lotion to dilute the color until you know how dark it will turn on your skin. Read More »

It’s no wonder young women of today are plagued by the constant pressures to be perfect, slim, and “beautiful”—whatever that means. Last I heard beauty was in the eye of the beholder, but apparently I’ve been mistaken.

Beauty is now and always has been in the hands of the fashion and entertainment industry; misleading the women of our country and others across the globe, for decades, with their lies, fabrications, and digitally-altered images of perfection.

I’ve always known that the many faultless models, spread far and wide across the pages of magazines, were air-brushed and loaded with makeup; but never had I imagined just how computer-generated these ladies truly were. Read More »