I think global warming is an issue, but I still drive my Rav4. I hate animal cruelty, but I think I have a fur SOMETHING in my closet. I bitch about politics, but I still don’t think I voted last time around.

Yet somehow, this Paris Hilton 3 day county-funded vacation really pisses me off. SO, in my attempt to be proactive about something for once, I did some searching. Below, you will find the email addresses of the LA County Board of Supervisors. You will also recognize them as new members of the Hilton Family “Fruit of the Month Club.”

zev@bos.lacounty.gov; molina@bos.lacounty.gov; seconddistrict@bos.lacounty.gov; don@bos.lacounty.gov; fifthdistrict@lacbos.org

I have even taken the liberty of formatting it for you, complete with semi-colons - i know…dedication! Again, not looking for the death penalty, just think fair-is-fair and little Miss Simple Life should sit in jail and not by her pool. It was drunk driving. I don’t need to rant on the statistics of drunk driving fatalities - but if I see Paris on a MADD PSA - I might go bat-shit insane.

She must really be a better actress than we all thought, because it seems famous AAer Lindsay Loaded did nothing at rebab except stare at herself in the mirror.

Perez Hilton is reporting that Ms. Blohan was involved in an accident early Saturday morning in LA. “Her car was towed, she went to the hospital to treat injuries” and was also allegedly found to be intoxicated.

Here’s hoping Lohan will have to go to court, be charged, and sent to jail like everyone’s favorite blond heiress. It’s time stupid celebrities start paying for their mistakes like the rest of us. No more taps on the wrist and rehab stints. A rendezvous in a nice steel-bar bungalow is the only way to teach Hollywood’s worst that they’re not above the law.

What do you think, lovelies? Jail too harsh for Lohan, or just right?