The Infamous \"Number\"

Once upon a time, I cared a whole lot about my
number of sexual partners. I remember hearing a
girl in high school tell me she had slept with 5 people,
5 whole people, and I remember thinking, ‘WHOA!!!
What a slut! I’m never going to have sex with that
many people! Ever!” But, you see, that was when I
was religious and very into the idea of marriage…and
the idea of waiting for the ‘right one’.
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Don’t Worry: This Bra Has Only 9 Grams of Carbs

Feast your eyes on the wonderful, delightful fashion invention entitled the Naughty Candy Bra:

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The best part about this sweet addition to your wardrobe is that the nutrition information is listed as below:

  • Only 40 calories
  • No fat or sodium
  • Only 9g of carbs and 9g of sugars
  • Colors may vary
  • This information is funny to me because, who’s actually worrying about caloric intake when they’re buying a bra made of Smarties? You know, I was going to buy this bra, but now that I see it has 9 grams of carbs, I’m going to look elsewhere for eatable underwear…

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