Madonna/Esther and her new clothing line will be premiering at H&M stores on March 22. POPSUGAR is covering this launch quite extensively, but it breeds a much more important question. I’m not sure I care? Truth be told, I am a material girl in a material world - but I feel like ’someone’ is starting to get a little tiring.

Do not get me wrong, when I am 80 I hope I look half as good as she does…(ouch)

But after the Kaballah, the children’s books, A League of their Own, and that dreadful CastAway rip-off movie - I am just not feeling her. These are just my feelings and if I am off-base, I have been known to be wrong before.