So there I was, surfing the web for some interesting new recipes (there are only so many things you can do with chicken and rice), when I come across the most awkward, cringe-worthy video featuring kitchen maven Rachael Ray doing dirty things to an ear of corn.

Yes, it’s true: on her show, she and a “guest” stroked some corn cobs with eerie delight. I never thought I’d have to see Rachael Ray’s man hands do anything so suggestive.

If the preview photo to the left doesn’t put you off, you can check out the video HERE.