New Semester, New Beginnings

Now that the New Year’s Day
hangovers are a thing of the past,
it’s time to trade in the warm sofa
for cold, hard desks as the spring
semester approaches. If you are
wondering how you will possibly
make it through this semester after
barely
making it through the fall semester
you are in luck, because a new semester
brings new beginnings.
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Top Five Reasons Winter Rocks

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Beach days are over, flip flops have been thrown to the back of the closet, and our skin has gotten so dry our resemble a reptile. Hello, winter!

We might be feverishly counting down the days to summer, but that doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy December, January, and February. Hey — at least they’re not as rainy as March (usually). The next time you start cursing because you can’t feel your fingers…or toes…or face… reflect on some of the best winter offerings. Besides, if it was sunny and warm year round, we’d have to be perpetually ready to don a bikini. Read More »

CAN You F**K Someone Up With Your Stretch Marks? FOL 3 Recap: Episode 7

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Flav starts the day by telling the girls that he wants them to star in a FOL 3 calendar. Oh, no.

Buckwild and Saaphyri enter - Flav brought them in because they are entrepreneurs. Buckwild, who, in her words, “dresses like a slot machine” has a clothing line coming out, Saaphyri is coming out with lip chap.

The girls will assist with the calendar and help him figure out who should go home. What that has to do with dressing like a ‘slot’ (heh) or making lip chap is beyond me.

The best picture gets the date. Flav wants to have a sexy calendar that’ll put Playboy out of business. Is Shy giving them posing pointers? Because she watches Tyra?

Seezinz calls a meeting so that everyone can get a solo shot. Hotlanta wants the August bikini shot. Prancer’s going to be the Easter bunny? And she’s doing July? NO, you can’t do every single month.

No one thinks that Shy is hot – neither do I. That would be because Shy reminds me of Eddie Murphy.

[For the record: there are no words to describe the monstrosity of the posing] Read More »

From J To You: February Sucks, Let’s Make It Better

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So it’s Friday. Friday, February 1st.

I’m not sure what there is to say about February. It’s…still cold? Sometimes it rains? Stores are attempting to force me into Spring (which is like, still 3 months away) by claiming that I’ll be perfectly fine in short skirts and short sleeved-tops? Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, gearing up to bombard my eyes with diamond commercials and make me feel like the town leper for not having a significant other?!

Yeah. February. Not my favorite month.

Anyway, you may have noticed that we’ve got a lot of new fantastic writers over here at CC, and our older writers are continuing their badass streak of…badassery. Because it’s February and that blows, and because I love our readers more than store-bought chocolate cake with huge globs of frosting (do I hear an amen?!), I wanted to give my version of a Valentine’s Day present:

An offer to start molding the site to your preferences.

(I was almost gonna go with a singing telegram…but then I was like, nah. Singing telegrams are so 2007)

Are there things you’d like to see more of on CollegeCandy? Topics you’d like to see covered? More hot guys? More hot girls? Contests? Our daily attempts at coming up with the meaning of life?!

Shoot me a comment below and let me know what’s in that wonderful head of yours. We might just listen.

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