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Now that the New Year’s Day
hangovers are a thing of the past,
it’s time to trade in the warm sofa
for cold, hard desks as the spring
semester approaches. If you are
wondering how you will possibly
make it through this semester after
barely making it through the fall semester
you are in luck, because a new semester
brings new beginnings.
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Oh yes it’s Summertime. Time to clean up the ol’ piggies and break out those stappy shoes . In celebration of this joyous occassion, we thought we’d test your knowledge on how well you know your celebrity feet. Can you guess who???
(Click on the photo for the answer or jump over to see them all.)
The Feet
The Celebrities
(Fergie, Jessica Alba, Cameron Diaz, Mischa Barton, Heidi Klum, Jessica Simpson, Claire Danes, Eva Longoria, Christina Aguilera)
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Buy Fergie’s panties, you say? Are you just hoping they’re not the panties she peed in while onstage? Eww, I just grossed myself out. Anyway, you can get your own (new and clean) pair of these sexy panties from Shop Intuition. These Steven Alan Ruffle Panties are peppy and playful, yet sexy and innocent at the same time. They’re 100% cotton, super comfortable and perfect for under a skirt when you’re afraid you might flash someone. No returns on this item, obvi.
Last week I raved about Grindhouse in anticipation of what was supposed to be the step-mother of all movies. After throwing away 10 bucks and three hours of my life, my song sounds a bit different.
.1. Know everything about film? Your knowledge was wasted. Know nothing about film? Death Proof’s self-indulgence was irritating.
2. Dearth of MACHINE GUN LEG.
3. Gratuitous violence is especially lame when it’s not gratuitous at all.
4. You can lose with a film that is genre-classified as Action / Crime / Horror / Sci-Fi / Thriller / Comedy, but is actually only half-Action, quarter-Comedy.
5. Fake trailer “Werewolf Women of the S.S.” directed by Rob Zombie was actually the weakest of all the faux previews.
Did Grindhouse live up to the hype?
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1. Know everything about film? Then this Quarantino/Rodriguez double-feature will satisfy your desire for auteur art.
Know nothing about film? Then this sex/violence double-feature will engage you enough to veil your ignorance.
2. MACHINE GUN LEG.
3. Gratuitous violence is especially awesome when spurting red corn syrup and paying homage to exploitation films.
4. You can’t lose with a film that is genre-classified as Action / Crime / Horror / Sci-Fi / Thriller / Comedy.
5. ZOMG! Fake trailer entitled “Werewolf Women of the S.S.” – directed by Rob Zombie!
6. Did I mention… MACHINE GUN LEG?
7. Rose McGowan + Rosario Dawson x Naveen Andrews = holy hotness.
8. Art imitates life when Fergie plays a lesbian.
9. Killer death cars are the new black.
10. Planet Terror plot: Biochemical weapon infects a town – turning its citizens into flesh-eating zombies – and it can only be saved by a vigilante Go-Go dancer.
I was never sure if Alanis had a good sense of humor or not. I mean, she dated Ryan Reynolds, who’s been known to be funny—as well as sport bad facial hair in stupid remakes of old horror movies—but most of her albums are kinda…serious.
But now. It’s all so very clear. Girl knows how to laugh at herself, awful lyrics, and pop culture.
It’s every man’s dream (and by “every man”, I mean “Josh Duhamel”): Fergie has confessed to lezzing out.
In a recent interview she copped to carpet-munching: “I have had lesbian experiences in the past. But I started having sex quite late on - after I was 18. I was raised a good Catholic girl.” Pffft. So was Jenna Jameson! [*That might be false.]
The brilliant lyricist may oft be “up in the gym”, but that ain’t the only place she’s workin’ on her fitness, youknowwhatImean? “I won’t say how many men I have slept with, although it’s not many, but I am a very sexual person.” …As evidenced by the fact that she rarely wears clothes. Well, that, and she can develop a sexual euphemism out of anything. London Bridge? Really? I’ve sat and pontificated on that one for hours and I still don’t get it. Read More »
“Get you love drunk on my hump” has just taken on a new meaning. Apparantly, The Fergalicious songstress was shot down man-hunting on the streets of London last night.
According to Glunp.com, the self-proclaimed “most vicious site on the internet”, The object of Fergie’s affection gave her the big diss proclaiming - “I’m not falling for the old transvestite trick again!” - and kept on going.
Ouch. Tranny or not, If I was a dude, I’d do her- Fergie’s smokin’.
