If there is one thing I hate about The Rabbit it is that it is just so huge. Wait. Did I just say that? Ok. Let me start over:

If there is one thing I hate about transporting The Rabbit from place to place it is that it is just so damn big. You can’t just throw that badboy in your purse, even if your bag is bigger than you are. You can’t just grab it and go.

And packing it for a vacation is a nightmare. Like that time the T.S.A. “randomly screened” my suitcase and left me a note with a smiley face when they were done. Or that family vacation I took when my mom unpacked my suitcases while I was passed out by the pool….

The Trojan Vibrating Touch eliminates all that. Or so the uber excited women in their commercial/ testimonials say. I know I talk about vibrators a lot on this site, but watching older women discuss the joys of a finger-sized vibrator (and the awesome felt bag it comes in!) on video is a lot to handle. Creepy is an understatement.

But I’m not gonna let that turn me off (from being turned on). The Vibrating Touch looks pretty effing sweet. This sucker just slides onto your forefinger for some instant pleasure wherever you need it: between classes, on a long flight, in a movie theater… Plus, it comes with a nifty little carrying case (to hide it in your bag/prevent it from getting near that term paper you are about to turn in).

No more lugging those giant toys around. Thank you, Trojan!