[Every week, CC and John bring you some of the weirdest, funniest, saddest things he hears on his college campus. Join the Overheard revolution!

Leave your own overheard convos in the comments.]

“Holy s***! What’s he doing?”
“He’s just playing video games.”
“He looks like he’s having a seizure! He looks possessed! I’ll never understand boys. They’re all like that. Possessed.”

A girl spills most of a box of cereal on her shirt:
“Oh god - I’m such a sand rat today!”

“Shakespeare? You know, he’s not bad. He’s had his moment in the sun. I think he needs to have his moment in the butt.”

A boy walks by a girl with a shaved head, then stops and does a double-take.
Boy: “Good evening, mister.”
Girl: (no reply)
Boy, after a beat: “I mean, what I’m saying is, you look like a boy.”
Girl: (no reply, walks away)
Boy: “God! Whatever!” Read More »

[Every week, CC and John bring you some of the weirdest, funniest, saddest things he hears on his college campus. Join the Overheard revolution! Leave your own overheard convos in the comments.]

(It’s a scarce week for funnies this time around, as nothing interesting happens during the Thanksgiving holiday.)

In the mall:
Wife 1: “Is your husband being a Scrooge, too?”
Wife 2: “No, we’re just tired out. Taking a break.”
(Husbands exchange meaningful glances.)
Wife 1: “We haven’t even started shopping yet, and he’s already complaining!”
Husband 1: “I just don’t think we have the money this year.”
Wife 1: “Oh, stop being such a baby.”
Husband 1: “So… about that divorce, honey… oh, c’mon, I’m kidding. I’m kidding! Mostly.” Read More »