*immediately downloads*
Does a nap and chugging wine while I put on makeup count as pre-gaming?
We're not saying to sit on your couch every weekend but, knowledge is power.
I'm not showering. You can't make me.
"I'll have a beer." There are many, many types of beer.
“You look so good, oh my God! Your hair is always perfect! You’re so skinny, shut up.”