Dear Grey\'s Anatomy, You Suck

Dear Grey’s Anatomy, This is the
hardest letter I’ve ever had to write.
We’ve had some wonderful times,
you and I—all those steamy scenes
in the elevator at Seattle Grace come
to mind. However (and I say this with
a heavy heart), it is past time to part
ways. I simply cannot devote an entire
hour out of my week to you anymore.
At one time, I happily planned my Thursday
evening around seeing you, but now? I
hardly recognize you.
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Slightly Irrational Fears: Sex Tape

sex tape.jpgA couple of years ago, I went to visit a friend who lived out of state and ended up having sex with one of her guy friends. He was intensely good looking and I was intensely drunk and fun was had by all. I was just coming off of a huge breakup, and some comfort nooky was much appreciated, but I didn’t think much of it or him afterwards.

Until one day, I got a very strange call from One Night Stand guy. It went like this:

One Night Stand guy: Hey Jessica, how are you?
Me: Fine, busy. How are you?
ONSG: Um, I’m okay. Hey, have you ever been in a porn?
Me: Excuse me?
ONSG: It’s just, well, I was looking at some porn on the internet and I’m pretty sure that you are in one.
Me: (After about ten seconds) Are you sure?
ONSG: Well, she looks a lot like you, um, naked. Read More »

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