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Miami University in Oxford, OH
(yea, confusing right?) conducted
a survey to see just how aware
young college women are about
the dangers of “drug-facilitated
sexual assault.” The findings were
surprising…and pretty scary. So we
all know about roofies and not to
accept drinks from guys cuz they’re
probably creeps who want to take
advantage of us. Read More...
Ice-T’s wife Coco has been making a fashion statement since the two were married in 2005. Demure, she is not, but all about promoting herself — she is. Recently, Ms. Double C (or Double D’s…depending on how literal you want to get) began a new venture: a magainze all about herself.
There’s not much else to say except…I’m sure there’s an audience for this.
Okay, so it’s Wednesday, which is halfway through the week but not halfway enough. Also, my biorhythms have been totally scraping the bottom of the barrel lately, and the full moon last night had me up until 2 AM, staring at a tiny crack in my ceiling, mentally computing how months it’s been since I spent time sleeping next to someone who wasn’t my old, tattered teddy bear. (And no, I will not reveal the heinous amount of time) On the off chance there are other girls feeling the way I do today, I decided to post this video of half-naked Brazilian dudes doing a dance that has apparently taken over the country called the Funk da Cueca. Considering the amount of bouncing that’s going on, I can’t decide if this is actual porn or not, but really, after an 8 hour day, who cares? Laugh. Enjoy. Feel slightly uncomfortable…whatevs. It’s Wednesday, bitches!
By now, we’re all heard about that Facebook group “30 Reasons Girls Should Call It A Night”.
Officially started by two women, “30 Reasons” is all about showcasing (mostly) girls in all shades of wasted-ness. Half-naked, droopy-eyed, and generally looking ridiculous, most of the pictures of these crunked-out chicks are posted by the girls themselves.
Everyone from CNN to The Today Show has weighed in on this stupid group, and while I could care less about drunk people showing the world (and possible employers) how wasted they can get, I’ve always wondered where all the drunk guys are at.
When guys get blasted, they act just as stupid, get just as naked, and most certainly document their exploits just as well as the ladies. Read More »
Drinking too much is bad. Urging people to drink safely and stay away from their car after a few beers is good. Using a half-naked chick to tell people drinking too much is bad, especially if they want to drive…is confusing.
Arrive Alive, an organization devoted to ending drunk driving, has recently begun a prevention campaign that consists of lifelike stickers of a totally wasted girl in both men’s and women’s restrooms. The girl in the men’s restroom sticker is sitting with her thigh-high stockinged legs apart, eyes drooping, as though she’s just stumbled into the wrong bathroom and collapsed on the floor. I’ll sober up when I’m behind the wheel, her black shirt states. Read More »
Days as a Freshman: 98
Mood: Feeling weird
“So, how was your Thanksgiving?” Justin ran his finger over the dark, thick spines of books that looked as though they had been down in the stacks for centuries, the archaic gold writing worn away with age, the leather worn and tearing in places. We were in a far corner reserved for old English texts, big, dense volumes our grandparents were probably bored by in the early 1900’s.
“It was fine. A little weird…” I leaned against the opposite shelf, dropping my backpack by my feet. “Some kid came over accidentally. I mean… I accidentally invited someone over for dessert who I didn’t know that well…”
“Who?” Checking a small piece of paper gripped in his fingers, Justin locked onto a particularly giant volume and pulled it out, leafing through the thin pages. “And how do you accidentally invite someone over?” Read More »
There’s a phenomenon that’s been haunting the Internet for some time now, and I think I’ve had just about enough of it. It’s not celebrity sex-tapes, it’s not porn, and it’s not even the recent influx of spam I’ve been getting on my Gmail account about winning the international lottery(!).
No, friends, what I’m talking about is the epidemic known as Girls Posting Slutty / Drunk Pictures of Themselves on Facebook.
Obviously, this isn’t a new trend, but as I enter the age of (supposed) maturity, I can’t help but feel frustrated at the onslaught of obviously wasted half-naked girls clogging the photo albums of kids I used to baby-sit in high school.
I admit, I used to have a fair share of “I’m so DRUNK” pictures on my Facebook account, but as soon as I started to assert myself as an adult, I went and erased every single picture that made me seem…less than smart. I’m of age, I’m allowed to have fun, but how mature can I really make myself out to be if there are pictures floating around somewhere that show me hanging upside down off someone’s couch or double fisting two shots of Jack? Read More »
Now, I like shirtless hot guys as much as the next person, but something about the Men on a Mission calendar freaks me out.
I’m not anti-religion, nor am I anti-Mormon (I actually know 3 Mormon guys, and none of them are weird or have a hankering for multiple wives), but there’s just something odd about staring lustfully at dudes who have pledged themselves to God, and have dedicated their lives to preaching pure beliefs.
According to the website, the calendar “features twelve handsome returned Mormon missionaries from across the United States who, for the first time ever, have dared to pose bare-chested.”
“These hunky young men of faith” the website goes on to say, “explode with sexuality on each calendar page.”
Besides questioning their use of the word “explode” (innuendo much?), I wonder why certain believers of the Mormon faith feel it’s so important to emphasize their sexuality?
Maybe because their religion has recently gotten a bad rap? Maybe some people see them as straight-laced and boring?
Maybe they just want to get half-naked for a good cause? Read More »
