Loading ...I know this is an advertising campaign, but I don’t care. Everything he says is gold. Spun gold. Gold and diamonds and jewels.
What does he do when he’s not in front of a camera? Talk to his cereal? Chase randoms down the street? I wish I knew…
The Infamous \"Number\"
Once upon a time, I cared a whole lot about my
number of sexual partners. I remember hearing a
girl in high school tell me she had slept with 5 people,
5 whole people, and I remember thinking, ‘WHOA!!!
What a slut! I’m never going to have sex with that
many people! Ever!” But, you see, that was when I
was religious and very into the idea of marriage…and
the idea of waiting for the ‘right one’.
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