I had cold pizza for lunch. Alone. Barack Obama’s lunch was a little more exciting.

What does Brad Pitt have to say about Jennifer?

Uh oh. Another Salmonella outbreak…

Why do we love the bad boys?

Obama chooses Chief Performance Officer.

Biggest Loser Michelle is engaged. What? He didn’t love her before she lost all the weight?

Lily Vanderwoodson (Ok, Kelly Rutherford) is headed to Splitsville.

Better get the Nair ready - short shorts are coming!

Isla Fisher looking fantastic on cover of In Style.

Howard Stern vs. Jay Leno: The Battle is On.

Britney hits the stage.

Wal-mart sells penis straws to children.

Beauty multi-taskers: lots of products for the price of one!

What is going on in India?

Ann Coulter will finally keep her mouth shut. 

Borat has a really cute baby.

It’s time to date like a man!

No one buys the Heidi and Spencer wedding. 

Falling behind on life? It’s easy to get back on track. 

You don’t need to leave the house to enjoy Black Friday. Check out Apple’s online sale! Or these awesome deals.

Why do women sleep around?