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Miami University in Oxford, OH
(yea, confusing right?) conducted
a survey to see just how aware
young college women are about
the dangers of “drug-facilitated
sexual assault.” The findings were
surprising…and pretty scary. So we
all know about roofies and not to
accept drinks from guys cuz they’re
probably creeps who want to take
advantage of us. Read More...
Victoria’s Secret Angels models are ready to spread their wings!
Kate Hudson strips in these 1950’s pin-ups
Ladies and gentleman, we have a new president!
Star Trek has now become a reality.
Get your newspaper now, before it’s too late.
Anyone still love The Eagles?
Just because Sarah Palin lost doesn’t mean Tina Fey has to get the boot!
Janet Jackson gives up..
Red lips will always be in fashion…
Perfect holiday dress!! SOOO cute!
Wendy’s Burger for a quarter? NOT!
Paris buys a brothel…surprise surprise
Becks and Posh are leaving us…but they’re coming back! PROMISE!
Move over, Palin! Obama’s taking over Saturday night!
Zac + Johnny= hotttt pirates!
Janet’s not making ends meet?
Audrina in a dunk tank. ’nuff said.
Some candy for the men…Angelina’s boobies!
What is with the Hogan parents dating people that look like their children?!
Aunt Becky’s boobies are timeless…
Mistrial shmistrial - Brit Brit’s lookin gooood
Remember how a few weeks ago, Janet Jackson got sick and was rushed to the hospital and then was “fine” but still nobody would say what the hell happened? Well, someone thinks they know the real scoop.
As reported by Celebitchy via ABC News, ABC Entertainment writer Luchina Fisher is pretty certain Janet Jackson is pulling out of certain concert venues because no one gives a crap about her anymore.
Trying to maintain her “sex-kitten” image at 42 just isn’t working, and unlike Madonna or Tina Turner, Jackson’s songs aren’t maturing with her. Plus, her newest album, “Discipline”, has sold less than 500,000 copies.
If this is true, we definitely feel bad for Janet. Nothing is worse than realizing you’re too old for something. The day we realized swinging on swings made us want to puke from motion sickness rather than scream from childish joy was the saddest day in our lives.
In case you haven’t heard, Janet Jackson is in the hospital (or at least was there this morning) and no one is really saying why. Did she break her leg? Randomly get Malaria? Perhaps a little too much partying the night before with her guy Jermaine Dupre (who ended up totally projectiling into her lap)?
Our guess is that someone finally told her those space suits she’s been wearing onstage are, in actuality, completely f*cking ugly.
The Palins know babies love camo!
Recapture your manhood, Shia!
Nicole Richie done wth the troll?
This guy should probably be punched repeatedly
A-listers who suck
See Miley’s boyfriend in his skivvies
Worst. Outfit. EVER
Apple cake + toffee crust = heaven
Winehouse finally looks good — as a Lego
Oh yeah, she’s a classy broad
Welcome to America
Messing with the drunk guy? Always fun
Janet Jackson continues to murder fashion
Dude, this BETTER be for a video
Get the hell outta Galveston
Real authors everywhere read and weep
MaryKate and Ashley are sh*tty neighbors
Chuckys love J. Simpson
The Project Runway fashion show (spoiler!)
We’re not the only ones…
Stay ahead of the curve: the top 10 colors for spring
Kayne’s Ninja Turtle mash-up!
Michael Phelps swims like a fish, but walks like a duck
America Ferrera is pretty awesome
Who beats up Roger Ebert??!
Janet Jackson goes space-age ugly
Jessica Simpson, go home!
Brooke Hogan thinks a lady president would have too many PMS problems
You too can look good in a swimsuit
Mormon Boys Gone Wild!
I like jeans, but at least I’m not a crazy compulsive shopper, like this girl
Does anyone care about Ebay anymore?
I hated summer camp too, friend
This picture makes me shudder…I don’t know why
How to make yourself 20% more attractive
Danika Patrick gets pissed off at the racetrack
Traumatise your baby with weird sh*t
The Atkins diet, for realz?
It took them 4 years to decide Janet’s “wardobe malfunction” was no big deal.
VH1’s “I Love the New Millennium” premiered this week. Much like its fabulously entertaining predecessors mocking the 80’s and 90’s (sorry, the 70’s one predates me), it doesn’t fail to deliver laughs and amusing sound bites. Although I think I Love the New Millennium might be jumping the gun time-wise (they are discussing things that happened, like, last week!), I adore the short-attention-span-theater for the distraction-inclined:
Exploring all the pop cultural guilty pleasures, memorable products and people, disgraces and debuts, fads and fashions, scandals and sensations.
With clever and over-animated comedians dissecting and reflecting on everything from metrosexuals to Dance Dance Revolution to Sudoku, you can’t help but giggle at the off the wall and politically incorrect observations. In honor of the show, I decided to take a yummy walk down pop-culture memory lane from 2000-2004. Here are some of my personal favorite memories from the new millennium…and the ones I despise.
New Millennium Favs:
Napster- The inspiring illegal innovation that started it all. Thank you, Shawn Fanning, for changing the musical and digital landscape.
Uggs- I don’t care how hideous they are and how far-gone the trend is, these babies keep my tootsies toasty on the way to class or, if I’m feeling really lazy, at the bar. Read More »
