In case you’ve ever wondered what to do if two dudes in a giant fake rhino come after you, this video should help.

Don’t eff with a lady in love. Yesterday, a woman in Japan was arrested for killing her husband after he divorced her.

Did I mention that this was a virtual couple? Yeah, they were married online. And she killed him online (and by killed I mean deleted his account).

“I was suddenly divorced, without a word of warning. That made me so angry,” the bitter (online) housewife stated.

Two words: Crazy Biatch. It is pretty clear why this woman had to turn to the interwebs to find a mate.

So, now the woman is in custody and could face some jail time or a serious fine. This guy is just lucky he didn’t meet her in the real world.

Do you want to lose weight? Are your skinny jeans just a wee bit skinny for you? Has all that pre-gaming and post-eating packed on the pudge?

Time to eat some ‘nanas.

There is a crazy new diet fad sweeping Japan and making it impossible to keep bananas on store shelves. What is the secret? It starts with a banana and some water for breakfast, followed by a healthy lunch and healthy dinner. And no snacks. Oh, and go to bed by midnight.

Amazing, isn’t it? Eating 3 healthy meals will help you lose weight! Cutting out high calorie beverages and excessive snacking could get you back into shape just in time to squeeze into that slutty Halloween costume!

How dumb are people? Don’t they realize that the same results could be had by starting your day with an apple, or a slice of cheese? It is not the combination of warm water and a banana that makes the pounds slip away - it’s cutting out calories and eating healthy foods!

This is yet another stupid diet for stupid people, which we - college ladies, are not. Although, bananas are still a great way to start the day.

Japan is a weird place. From its movies to its festivals to its dining habits, the country has a long history of giving birth to some truly bizarre sh*t, then sending it overseas to our eagerly awaiting, comparatively bland Western hands.

The most recent weirdo Eastern trend to show up on American shores is the fashion movement known as Lolita. Despite the fact that is sounds like some filthy daddy-daughter fetish scene, Lolita, according to most enthusiasts, has nothing at all to do with sexuality and everything to do with embracing your inner well-behaved Victorian-era prepubescent girl.

Ladies who practice Lolita do so by dressing themselves like the porcelain doll that your got for your eighth birthday, then going online to connect with other girls who dress like the porcelain doll that you got for your eighth birthday, then getting together to do things like sing karaoke, drink tea, and attend animae conventions.

Huh.

According to one Lolita site, the movement originated in the 1980s when Japanese teens would kick it every weekend in downtown Tokyo jamming to rock bands and getting all gussied up for each other. A small faction of girls on this scene, for one reason or another, started sporting Little-Bo-Peep-esque ensembles; a few key trendmakers picked up on the look and started companies like Baby, The Stars Shine Bright and Manifesteange Metamorphose temps de fille that specialized in producing the frilly, old-fashioned clothing, some Japanese rock bands embraced the trend, and thus the Lolita subculture was born. Read More »

Japanese Pocket-Sized Dog! - video powered by Metacafe

If your college was anything like mine, dorm pets were a total no no.  I mean, people did it anyway (FYI: I don’t care what you say or how often you clean that cage, hamsters f*cking SMELL), but if the college caught you with an animal in your room (and no, guys didn’t count), you could be fined a pretty big fine and even kicked off campus.

Too bad this freaking tiny dog wasn’t around back when I was in school.  You could hide this thing in the pocket of your skinny jeans. It’s poor little brain is probably the size of a hazelnut, but if you like your animals miniaturized, then maybe you should hop on a plane to Japan and scope one out.