(We’re back with another weekly installment of G.W.W.E [Guys We Want to Eff]. This week we decided to take on a longstanding heartthrob, John Mayer. Mr. Mayer has been turning us on with his love songs since 2001, and we all know his tunes have been on our sexy-time playlists for years. But unlike some other rock stars, John Mayer looks good with or without that guitar, which is why he is totally a G.W.W.E.)

I went to my first John Mayer show back in 2002. The audience - full of shrieking girls like myself - was small. Small enough that I got to meet, touch and take a picture with the sexy singer. Although, to my dismay, I did not have the chance to eff him.

I didn’t wash my sweater for 3 months.

I was in love with John Mayer: his sexy voice, his adorably floppy hair, his lyrics. And while he went through a weird “I’m too busy jamming to take a shower” phase, he came out of it looking better than ever. Even the sexy starlets of Hollywood agree.

John has effed a lot of ladies: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, and, most recently, Jennifer Aniston. If he can land so many hot, successful women, he must be as good at effing as I always imagined. Read More »

Apparently, Jamie Lynn Spears’s babydaddy like’s em bleached and in cowboy boots. Classy.

How a boardroom of smart people missed this…I’ll never know

Rambo Reporter: Woman gets shot and keeps on talking

Screamer? You might get fined!

This just in: Facebook might actually help your career

Obama gets hot

Write your paper, toast some bread

That’s right, JLove — fight for acceptance by giving in and getting skinny. That’ll show ‘em

Old guys say the darndest things

You know what “avocado” means, don’t you?

The train never left the station…even though they’re married

The Kid’s Choice Awards don’t really conjure up images of high fashion, and usually the celebrities use this time to dress like complete nuts (Rihanna and Jennifer Love Hewitt, I’m talking to you). But for a look that is summery and fun, Cameron Diaz nailed it on the head.

The dress’s print is interesting and unique without being too avant garde. I really love the cardigan, because it keeps the mini-ness of the dress from looking too trampy. The shoes and the purse just set the dress off perfectly.

Now, let’s look at the original cost of this look. The dress is Missoni, and similar dresses retail for about $2,000. The cardigan looks very similar to this Autumn Cashmere cardigan, which originally retailed for $144. The shoes are Christian Louboutin Patent d’Orsay wedges and they clock in at $645. Finally, that adorable little clutch looks pretty similar to this Hobo International Patent Clutch, which would set you back about $138. This brings our grand total to $2,927! A bit pricey for a little summer outfit.

So let’s break it all down and find these pieces in a price range you can afford. Read More »

Bust out the Jiffy Pop b*tches, we’re about to take a stroll down memory lane.

Movies aren’t always just entertainment, and though these films seemed like harmless teen flicks at the time, I see clearly now that they’ve truly effected my maturation into adulthood. Plus, they’re awesome.

1. CAN’T HARDLY WAIT
To this day, I still have a girl crush on Jennifer Love Hewitt. I mean, who didn’t want to be her when this move came out? Plus, Ethan Embry = adorable and Lauren Ambrose = truly kick ass. Read More »

Every girl knows that unless you’re some kind of anomaly and super okay with every inch of your body, the idea of being scrutinized in a bathing suit is a thought horrifying enough to keep most of us in sweats forever.

Why then, are so many people interested in breaking down celebrities who aren’t frighteningly thin?

Jennifer Love Hewitt is the most recent victim of badly angled paparazzi photos, and I have to say, I feel every inch of her pain. Sure, the girl isn’t skinny, but she’s not fat.

So there are a few instances of cellulite. So she has a waist thicker than a pencil. So she’s not wearing a ton of make-up at the beach. How many average women does this describe?

I’m happy that JLW isn’t thin. Even though I don’t watch her show (I mean, if we’re being honest here…it’s totally boring), I think she’s a good role model for girls all over the country who have boobs and an ass.

She’s on TV and she’s not a size 0. There’s hope for us all. Read More »