Sexile With Care
The dorm. The 18×10 space you are crammed
into with another girl, who may or may not be a
complete stranger, depending on your housing
situation. It’s hard enough to keep your notebooks
and gym clothes on “your” side of the room when
it’s just the two of you…try throwing a relationship
into the picture. Suddenly, you and your roommate
are juggling class schedules, study time, piles of
laundry, the remote control, and trying to throw
intimate time with a guy into the mix.
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Dear BF, I’m Leaving You for the Jonas Brothers

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Dear Boyfriend,

While you were at your frat’s campfire Friday night—I know, triple kegger! How could you not check it out? Life’s too short, bro!—I stayed in and watched “Camp Rock,” Disney Channel’s newest original movie starring The Jonas Brothers.

Let me tell you something; these “bros” are like three Prince Charmings, and you’re still just a frog—a frog with crappy hair gel and a dorm room that constantly smells like Jose Cuervo and dirty underwear.

After the movie, I got to thinking: the JoBros would collectively make a much better boyfriend than you. So without further adieu…

Here are the top 20 reasons why I’d rather date the Jonas Brothers: Read More »

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A Colbert tribute to the late George Carlin

Realistic Hollywood sex scene–NSFW

I don’t know who has lower standards in this picture

First Kirk Cameron, now the JoBros

I hope “Disaster Movie” parodies itself

Mary-Kate, where’s your flair baby?

The final sign of the Apocalypse: a preview of Verne Troyer’s sex tape (NSFW)

Kanye needs to calm-ye down

Plan your next Spring Break with the help of Durex

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