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Miami University in Oxford, OH
(yea, confusing right?) conducted
a survey to see just how aware
young college women are about
the dangers of “drug-facilitated
sexual assault.” The findings were
surprising…and pretty scary. So we
all know about roofies and not to
accept drinks from guys cuz they’re
probably creeps who want to take
advantage of us. Read More...
Britney Spears is “in jail.“
Stripper sues strip club for age discrimination
A Straight Answer to frizz
Everything you need to know about applying flawless makeup.
Dress to impress on the job!
Snoop Dog on The Martha Stewart Show
Johnny Depp will act for more clown makeup
I know why the caged Housewife sings.
The Amy Winehouse situation is getting despaerate.
Wendy’s Burger for a quarter? NOT!
Paris buys a brothel…surprise surprise
Becks and Posh are leaving us…but they’re coming back! PROMISE!
Move over, Palin! Obama’s taking over Saturday night!
Zac + Johnny= hotttt pirates!
Janet’s not making ends meet?
Audrina in a dunk tank. ’nuff said.
Some candy for the men…Angelina’s boobies!
What is with the Hogan parents dating people that look like their children?!
Aunt Becky’s boobies are timeless…
Mistrial shmistrial - Brit Brit’s lookin gooood
Don’t leave this bra at your boy’s house.
Nipple Covers: Every girl needs em.
Johnny Depp is kinda weird…
Brad Pitt. OMG. So. effing. hot.
The perfect going-out-look for a crisp night.
Did Family Guy go too far?
So, The Hills is fake. I mean, we knew it, but we didn’t want to know it
Seriously - does Tara Reid work?
Ellen and Portia might be the cutest couple ever.
Oooo. A JoBro was spotted doin’ a little smoochy, smoochy.
Is Will Arnett getting another show!?
How many calories are you burning during sex? Find out!
Christina Aguilera looks completely different
David Duchovny (somehow?) conquers his sex addiction
Random: Japanese helper monkeys
Johnny Depp does the pirate act for $56 mil (repeat: $56 million)
Punch Michael Lohan for charity!
Vintage hotness: James Dean
Holly really did break up with Puffin — er, Hef
John McCain encourages idiots
The slinky song…for adults
Amy Winehouse wouldn’t mind dying
Mila Kunis is everywhere
Hollywood needs those bitchy critics
Magic Frame: ‘Take On Me’ explained (hilariously)
The most stylish family EVAH
Unless you live in a cave, you know that things haven’t been going well for the United States during the past couple of weeks. Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, Lehman Brothers and AIG crumbled under the weight of our own idiocy and greed (and are also being investigated by the FBI, yay!), Democrats and Republicans are harshly divided, no one can agree on Bush’s $700 billion bailout, and Washington Mutual was just sold off to JP Morgan.
Oh, also, an asteroid is probably going to come after us some point in the near future.
We here at CC agree that school work is of the utmost importance, so by no means should you blow off that 15-pager on the life cycle of the zebra fish in lieu of our national downward spiral, but perhaps you might want to pour yourself an extra glass of wine this weekend (or if you don’t drink, purchase a nice package of Oreo cookies) and force yourself to relax.
The media is doing its best to scare us, and yes, times are kinda sh*tty, but the best thing we can do as young people is educate ourselves on the issues currently effecting us, process them to the best of our ability, and then tell ourselves to remain calm.
You know what also helps? (find out after the jump) Read More »
Today is September 19th, and you know what that means:
It’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Avast me hearties! We realize that most people don’t know how to talk like a pirate (that is the one college class they don’t offer…yet…), so we thought it was important to teach you some of the more basic terms to get you through the day; the words and phrases you would hear most. And since today also happens to be a Friday, we thought incorperating those pirate phrase basics into pickup lines for the bar would be ideal. Lord knows some drunk boys are gonna use these.
So, courtesy of TalkLikeAPirate.com (yes, that is a real site), we bring you:
10 Pick Up Lines for Guys on Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Two days into freshman year I went to my first frat party. Walking into the Greek lettered doors made me feel like I had just stepped onto a movie set. Everyone had red solo cups! Everyone was dancing and having oodles of fun! And Oh my god! Is that an ice-luge!? Yeah, best night of my life…until the cops came.
Regardless, for the next two years I lived and loved the open frat parties. I thought our love affair would never end…and then, this past weekend we broke up. Now, I still enjoy the small frat mixers but the crazy parties, have gotten…well, old. “Why? What could be better than living in an animal house world?” You ask.
Well, here are my top five answers.
The abundance of scantily clad freshmen. Sure, I was once a freshman myself, and being away from home and being able to wear and do whatever you want is exciting, but eventually you will regret wearing a bandana-sized piece of cloth as a top. And I’m all for sex and I’m all for dancing but do you really need to attempt both simultaneously on the dance floor in front of everyone? It seems these open parties contain about 80% girls and about 75% of those are freshmen girls. Trust me ladies, the body shot phrase will get old, and I’m over watching it.
One word: Keystone. Really guys, Keystone Light, at every party? Keystone has got to be one of the grossest, cheapest liquids ever created. Spring for something a few notches higher. I’m not saying I expect margaritas to be blended before my eyes (although that would be amazing) but there are better beverages out there than Keystone. PLEASE switch it up! Boxed wine would be an immense step up for just as much money! Get some class, guys. Read More »
The MTV Movie Awards. No other awards show makes me cringe as much as this one. And no, it’s not just the awkward “realness” attempted by everyone from the hosts to the stars (Kim Stolz never seemed this wooden on ANTM…) Typically, the MTV Movie Awards is where fashion goes to explode and then die. Sometimes, celebrities get it right, but mostly, explosion and death.
Here are some of the good, bad, and just plan horrible fashions from last night.
As we see from this photo, Heidi Montag has finally completed her transformation from human to the blond, big boobed, skinny hooker robot she always wanted to be. And Spencer, her giant-faced pimp, standing weirdly over her in an expression of faux-love. Everything seems about right here. Read More »
