We all know that John McCain was around when the wheel was invented, but it seems that wasn’t the only major innovation that Mr. McCain was a part of. According to one of his advisors, we have one Mr. John McCain to thank for the invention of the Blackberry.

Yes, you read that right.

Even though John McCain has no idea how to send emails - which is what a Blackberry does! - he was behind the entire thing. So what if you didn’t really want to vote for the man for his Iraq policy, tax policy, or for the mere fact that the dude has one foot in the grave?

John McCain is the guy who brought you Brickbreaker, BBM and the ability to read those forwards with cat jokes that your mom sends to you all. the. time.