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Miami University in Oxford, OH
(yea, confusing right?) conducted
a survey to see just how aware
young college women are about
the dangers of “drug-facilitated
sexual assault.” The findings were
surprising…and pretty scary. So we
all know about roofies and not to
accept drinks from guys cuz they’re
probably creeps who want to take
advantage of us. Read More...
I’ll be there for you...unless you make this stupid movie
Penis Enlargements! for a month
Heidi Montag sings about getting wasted and boinking randoms
Who is going to read this? Seriously.
Kate Beckinsale gets randomly randy…in front of her kids
Get nude, and get paid
Christopher Hitchens gets waterboarded..for 30 seconds…and freaks
Will Smith just can’t play a convincing a**hole
How to give good email
Finally. A realistic sex scene (complete with a towel and creepy grandma picture)
Like nails scratching a chalkboard, I cannot stand PDA. Some call me cold. Some call me heartless. I call myself considerate of humankind.A peck on the cheek here and there, fine. You like each other. You’re having a lot of sex. I get it. But Lapdog Syndrome seems to be the STD plaguing my peers even more so than syphilis.
You know the symptoms: the girlfriend becomes a lifeless, glassy - eyed rag doll on the overprotective boyfriend’s lap. It’s more precious than erotic, but equally gag - inducing. It’s almost as bad as the patented crotch - grab. Read More »
