Gary Busey is more effed up than we ever thought.

And in more dog news: Katheryn Heigl eats them.

Save money on food (so you have more money for beer).

Good news for vegetarians…or the people who have to live with em.

Ed Westwick just got even hotter.

Who is really winning this election right now?

SJP spends $250 on panty hose!?

Looks like Avril Lavigne is making a comeback..sorta.

Mmmm. Recession sex.…

Students, take control of your hectic schedule.

Does Vanessa Hudgens ever not look totally chic?

Last week the release of the Emmy nominations brought some serious drama from the set of Grey’s Anatomy. As everyone who turns on the tv (or visits this site) already knows, Katherine Heigl said something very, very stupid. Something along the lines of, “I am a really great actress and I deserve an Emmy, but the lazy writers on my show didn’t really give me much to work with, so I decided to bow out to make people believe I am a kindhearted actress.”

Woops?

Naturally, this caused quite a commotion in the media and over at ABC where, apparently, Heigl has been stirring the pot. It seems that Kat has been demanding more money per episode and attempting to get out of her contract. ABC seems to be worried about losing her; she is one of the most well-known actors on the show — thanks to her recent box office hits – and losing her could mean losing some serious advertising moolah.

I know that I don’t know much about producing a TV show, but I do know a ton about watching one, so I feel that my opinion matters. So, I have one thing to say:

See ya later, Heigl. Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Read More »

Is a ladder more likely to fall on you today?

Lucky Jeans is having a huge SALE.

A Stop Lossed soldier answers your questions

A.C Slater strikes again!

There will be NO CHEERING at this graduation. Got me??

Everyone at Grey’s is pissed off at Heigl. I’m pissed off that the show has slowly succumbed to boring-and-lame-itus

You know that guy who randomly Facebooked you? Yeah. He might be a monkey.

Happy Father’s day, you CREEPY Dads, you!

BritBrit gets an Emmy?! I’ll throw my TV out the window first…

Class of 2008, here’s some real graduation advice 

• Katherine Heigl’s sunglasses… Hayden Panettiere’s Maxene boots… Get the look for less.

• If you could only choose 5 cable channels… which ones would they be?

• The Shin’s Martin Crandall roughs up America’s ‘Almost’ Next Top Model.

• Anne Frank’s Diary… The Musical???

• Milo Ventimiglia is a baby.

• Fashion Watch: Dinner Jacket or Leather Coat?

• VIDEO: The best subway ride ever…or worst. It’s up to you.

• NBC is refunding advertisers for basically being the crappiest network ever.

• Matt Stone and Trey Parker are actually coming out with something funny again? (does this mean Kenny vs. Spenny will be cancelled?)

• $25,000 Scavenger Hunt!

• Knocked Up may have been “a little sexist”, but at least it was better than Grey’s Anatomy will ever be.

The Emmy Awards were on last night, and I gotta say the style choices were much better than the sh*t that was on the VMA red carpet, due in part to the lack of pacifiers alone.

My faves?

Katherine Heigl and Ali Larter for the ladies, and, really, most of the guys looked pretty damn good.

But maybe I’m just super bias and dream of having a dirty foursome with the original men of The Daily Show. So what?

But, of course, beyond the glitz, glamor and fabulous bright colors (and shots of PR reps accidentally looking into cameras) this year, there were major fashion mishaps.

What award show wouldn’t be complete without WTF-were-they-thinking touches, such as unnecessary one-boob dresses or confusing frumpiness or crap hairdo’s from the ’50’s? You’d get one pretty disappointing awards show, if you ask me.

Oh and about that foursome? Make it a five-some.

See the red carpet looks after the jump. Read More »

Forget birth control, forget condoms. I have found IT. And by IT I mean the foolproof way to stop teenage/unwanted pregnancies, stop the spread of std’s, hell–it might even stop you from wanting to have sex (I said might). Okay, all of the above may put Maury Povich out of a job- but I’m pretty sure my idea is like, uh, genius. How come no one has ever thought of this before? Sure all those conservative-good-Christian-political people preach teaching abstinence only education as a way to stop std’s and pregnancies out of wedlock (which is clearly not working in this country) and those a bit more liberal preach the importance of teaching safe sex practices and forms of birth control. I am not discounting that. BUT I do think my idea is a fantabulous new way to put a halt to this “who’s my baby-daddy” nonsense going on in our society right now.

Where did this brilliant idea come from? Wellllll, moving back home for the summer has made my Friday and Saturday nights … different (to say the least). I have traded in shots and bar crawls for yoga class and early bird movies. Partayyy, I know. The past two nights, I have seen Knocked Up and Waitress, both which have given me the inspiration for a new found form of birth-control. Read More »

Going to the movies now just makes me upset. I don’t know how it is around where you guys live, but movie tickets near me– $10.00! That seems like a lot of money to go see what normally ends up being a pretty mediocre show. So I don’t go to the movies that much anymore. I wait for DVD, or I hope that showstash.com has something on there that’s just been released to watch online.

But I sucked it up the other day, and went to see Knocked Up. I must say, that’s like the funniest movie I’ve seen since, well… 40 Year Old Virgin. I don’t think I stopped laughing— nor did the rest of the theatre—for the entire movie. I could have sat there and watched Seth Rogen for another hour. By the end of it, I was slightly in love with him, and his stoner, weirdo friends. I now also want Leslie Mann (the drunk, vomiter in 40 Year Old Virgin with a much bigger and funnier part in this) to be my best friend. She’s freaking hilarious!

So I was a little upset to read last week that writer Judd Apatow is being sued for ripping the whole thing off. Turns out Canadian writer Rebecca Eckler wrote a startlingly similar book a few years back. In Eckler’s 2004 book titled Knocked Up, an up-and-coming journalist gets pregnant after getting drunk at her engagement party. OK, Katie Heigl is a journalist too, but she’s not engaged…. Read More »