Everyone and their mother was out Thursday night for the arrival of Victoria and David Beckham at the Los Angels International Airport. Cameras were flashing, people were screaming, Victoria was wearing something tight and black…a repeat of every other time this family has been photographed.

What I don’t understand is why CNN felt the need to cover it.

Much like the Paris Hilton overload, I can’t quite understand why we’re all so interested in this family. Sure, David Beckham is a great soccer player, who also happens to be hot. And his wife likes to shop. And wear outfits that push her boobs up to her chin. But other than that, are they interesting? Read More »

Okay, not really. And even if she wanted to be, her crazy hubby would never allow that!

Page Six reports that Katee, an 18-year-old student and self-proclaimed virgin at the Fashion Institute of Design in Orange County, California, wrote a letter to Shy Love, the owner of Adult Talent Managers, asking for her first sexual experience to be filmed, using the last name “Holmes” - in honor of the ex-Dawson’s star herself.

Katee explained her brilliant idea by saying, “I know it’s pretty extreme to lose my virginity on camera, but I like the fulfillment and excitement I get from watching porn, so I figured [a movie] was the best place for me to lose it….How many people wished they could relive their first experience, if not to remember it but to learn from it, right?” Read More »

I’ve never been the biggest fan of Kaite Holmes. Her little aren’t-I-so-cute-nose-scrunch-smile drove me insane during the two seasons I actually watched of Dawson’s Creek (how old is James Van Der Beek these days anyway? 78?), and for some reason I always found her slightly unbelievable in every role she took.

But when I heard that she was marrying Tom Cruise, every bad thing I had ever thought about the girl flew out the window and all I could think was oh no. Her life is over. And then news of the infamous Suri pregnancy came and I thought, oh no. Her life is really over. And she’s carrying the scientology spawn of Crazy Cruise.

Has no one else found it strange that as soon as Ms. Katie started the risky business of chilling out with Cruise, she slowly stopped…talking? I mean, we’ve heard from Tom more than enough, what with his incredibly asinine comments about depression and drugs, but Katie never seems to do anything these days besides squint into a paparazzi camera and look kind of tired. What is that girl thinking? And why won’t she tell anyone? Read More »