News flash: Miley Cyrus is still illegal

…Which apparently Roger Clemens is into

Baggage that will blow a second date (hint: it ain’t Prada)

Shia Labeouf is hot. Literally.

It’s fatsploitation, ya’ll!

I unapologetically love Harold and Kumar

Dating site for intelligent people–oxymoron, much?

There is such a thing as going too far for a cause

I was worried Speidi wouldn’t make it to the White House!

And for an old-school, battle-rap throw down

Ok, so UPenn students are flippin lucky. Why can’t my school get a hilarious actor to teach my “Images of Asian Americans in the Media” or “Contemporary American Teen Films” courses?

Mr. Kal Penn (does the last name have to do with his choice of school?), known for his acting gigs in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle and the massage oil/fire scene in VanWilder, will begin teaching the college folk starting Spring semester of ‘08. So that means I’ll be visiting UPenn’s campus next year.

Check out the full article here.