If you don’t know who Jenna Jameson is, then good for you you clear-minded, tasteful lady, you! The famed & fortuned porno star recently enlisted Hollywood hoochie Scarlett Johansson to play the ‘honorable’ role of Jameson herself.The movie will be based on Jameson’s bestselling autobiography, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star.

I’m happy to see that this is what consumer America is spending their disposable income on.

Pardon me as I shed a tear for all the respectable authors out there with unpublished novels, sitting around in discontent and considering, bemused, why none of their English professors ever advised they explore the prominent field of adult film. Read More »