I’m sure you’ve all heard about her. Lisa Nowak. The Crazy Astronaut. The chick who drove all those miles with a diaper on and maced another woman who was supposedly sleeping with her man. These days, according to People.com, she’s pleading ‘not guilty’ to those attempted kidnapping charges.Honestly, it doesn’t even matter what she pleads. Her life is O.V.E.R. Her husband? Her kids? Good god, I can’t imagine.

But here’s the thing. You know who I think should share at least a tiny bit of blame? The guy who was sleeping with her as well as the woman she tried to kill: Bill Oefelein. Mr. Oefelein. Big Bill. Yeah. Otherwise known (at least to me) as the Ass-tronaut. Read More »