ANTM: Menstruation is the new black

Mary-Kate Olsen: no longer homeless-chic

Lauren Conrad’s fashion tips

John Mayer needs a hobby–like music or something

God Bless American Idol

Ashley Dupre lied about her age–shocker

It’s Dr. Pepper with an irrelevant, glam-rocker twist!

How did I miss the PURE SEX that is Jim Sturgess!?

Celeb Family Fued–I’d watch Lohan vs. Spears

Daily WTF: your pet turtle is just really stressed out right now at work, OK?

Good news! The roads are safe again. No more drunken Nicole Richie cruising the Pacific Coast Highway the wrong way. I bet you think it’s because she’s a mom now and, therefore, is either, A) too responsible and motherly to do that, or B) too busy changing diapers to go out and party.

Guess again.

I mean, I guess that could have something to do with it. But what if I told you that the streets – and everyone walking/driving on ‘em – were also safe from Paris, Britney and Lohan? I know, I know; when pigs fly. Or, perhaps, when P-Diddy decides to take on yet another business venture.

Obviously, his clothing line/record company/MTV show/hunt for an assistant/being a (Puff) daddy aren’t enough for the mogul; Mr. Combs has now decided to add a transportation company to the mix. And not just any transportation company – this one is focused solely on getting (rich and famous) people home from the bar. Read More »

Alright, ladies. Time to break it to you. You did not make Maxim’s list of the 100 hottest girls of 2007.

But you know who did make the list? 100 girls who certaintly don’t need any more recognition for having an attractive exterior. Sure, they may have nicer boobs, thinner legs, tighter abs, curvier curves and prettier faces. But they’re probably all nasty bitches with crappy personalities and little to no intelligence. If that makes it fair (which it probably doesn’t).

Maxim’s annual list is the who’s who of hot women in Hollywood. Up-and-coming actresses, wannabe stars, pop singers and MILF celebrities in their prime all yearn for a spot on the prestigious list, no matter what they say and how modest they pretend to be.

Among the no-brainers, like Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Halle Berry and Beyonce, there are a few surprises:

Who do you think is the Hottest of the Hot 100?

Ashlee Simpson is hotter than Jessica. The day has finally come when the little Simpson, who comes in at #16 is actually more desired than the big Simpson, at #41. As soon as Ashlee had her nose done, guys everywhere started to favor her over the now orange-skinned, “let’s milk my boobs for everything they’re worth” (no pun intended) look of Jessica’s. Read More »