Apologies to your imagination
Clay Aiken is having a baby. With a women. Which is weird. Someone call Maury or direct these two to a Duane Reade.

Douchiest douche in the world
Nick Hogan, I hate you. Are you basically blaming your friend for his current vegetable status? Because he’s a negative person? That’s why he’ll never be able to feed himself again? Oh, and make sure Daddy sets you up a with a “real-ality” show the second that you’re out. DOUCHE.

Fashion
The Good
I’m loving SJP’s dress at the New York premiere of the “Sex and the City” movie .

The Bad
Is Kim Cattrall’s the worst look of the week? The dress has pockets, does something weird at the breasts, I hate the length and the shoes – ugh.

Hottie of the Week
John Mayer’s Penis. This is week old news you say? Nay, I say. A big penis never gets old. Read More »

Couples
I can’t even have a couple of the week because it was couple madness!

Ashlee and Pete got married
Aubrey O’Day and Quddus are together (?!)
Brad and Angelina were freaking everywhere and looking hot the whole time
Kate Hudson’s going for a ride with Lance Armstrong
Jenna Jameson wants to have babies with Tito Ortiz
And there was a little bit of divorce going on

Song of the week
Lil Wayne Featuring Static Major, “Lollipop“…Again, whatever you say, Billboard Hot 100.

The new Indiana Jones movie is out in theaters. Not to worry, Harrison Ford did not break a hip during filming. Read More »