John Mayer + Perez Hilton = oddly intriguing

Pee like a dude…virtually

I hope ScarJo’s album is better than its cover

Wait no more to see your Johnny Depp lovechild

Bobby Brown: still crazy

The mother of all ‘yo mama’ jokes

Richard Simmons is amazing

Another reason I hate happy couples

Jeff Goldblum thinks you should buy a Mac

Would you let Obama call you sweetie?

Christian Siriano says “fierce” is so not fierce

Thomas Edison, you are NOT the father…of recorded sound

However, Heath Ledger might have fathered a love child

10 women unsexier than Sarah Jessica Parker

Lindsay Lohan: Back to Bleach

Dina Lohan: As portrayed by Tracy Ulman in ‘State of the Union’

Bush gets booed (alert: loaded statement!)

Looking for some condoms to match your new shoes?

Welcome back, Kathy Lee Gifford

First babies, and now an appendix!?