Okay, I’m gonna go ahead and say it. I’m really going to say it. I hope god doesn’t strike me down with a thousand lightening bolts…he might. I can’t be sure. But I’ll say it anyway:

I’m so over Brad and Angie.

What?! I know. Am I a horrible spawn of Satan? Some kind of weird robot without the capacity to love? Maybe a Russian spy…

Or maybe, just maybe, I have the good sense to call it like I see it. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are over-exposed. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are humans who have fabulous, expensive publicists to make them sound like badass, ordaned angels. They’re adopting a lot of kids really fast — but they have fabulous, expensive nannies to help them every waking moment of the day. Their acting abilities waver from pretty good (Girl, Interrupted and Fight Club) to snore-inducing unbelievable (Taking Lives and Troy). And lastly…no one in the media has any balls when it comes time to interview them. Read More »

For once, Brad Pitt is all over the news!

First, he complains about getting old, fat, wrinkly and ugly and then he’s on the cover of a magazine looking like this.

Ya, okay Brad. You’re totally hideous. You’re so gross-looking I could just…..I could just viciously make out with you.

As we speak, Brad is cuddling up with that whatshername gf of his somewhere in NYC and the two of them are just being all beastly together after some crazy stalker fan “launched herself” at him on a red carpet recently. Who’d wanna, like, touch that guy? Yuck. AND he’s also been talking recently about having yet another kid with whatshername, so now the disgusting couple can add another ass-ugly baby to the family.

Just what we need, more of Brad Pitt’s tainted unattractiveness.

BTW, totally kidding. Not about the making out part, but everything else.

See Brad Pitt pics after the jump. Read More »