Loading ...If there is one thing I hate about The Rabbit it is that it is just so huge. Wait. Did I just say that? Ok. Let me start over: If there is one thing I hate about transporting The Rabbit from place to place it is that it is just so damn big. You can’t just throw that badboy in your purse, even if your bag is bigger than you are. You can’t just grab it and go. And packing it for a vacation is a nightmare. Like that time the T.S.A. “randomly screened” my suitcase and left me a note with a smiley face when they were done. Or that family vacation I took when my mom unpacked my suitcases while I was passed out by the pool…. The Trojan Vibrating Touch eliminates all that. Or so the uber excited women in their commercial/ testimonials say. I know I talk about vibrators a lot on this site, but watching older women discuss the joys of a finger-sized vibrator (and the awesome felt bag it comes in!) on video is a lot to handle. Creepy is an understatement. But I’m not gonna let that turn me off (from being turned on). The Vibrating Touch looks pretty effing sweet. This sucker just slides onto your forefinger for some instant pleasure wherever you need it: between classes, on a long flight, in a movie theater… Plus, it comes with a nifty little carrying case (to hide it in your bag/prevent it from getting near that term paper you are about to turn in). No more lugging those giant toys around. Thank you, Trojan!
“Sarcasm is Unfeminine”. I wondered if this is
really how men feel? Do guys find women who
are sarcastic unattractive?
Is sarcasm the unibrow of a woman’s
personality (hence the photo)?
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The Trojan Vibrating Touch - A Take-It-With-You Vibrator
Summer Camp Destroyed My Virgin Ears and I Loved It
A recent New York Times article tells parents to “Please Relax, It’s Just Camp.” It details the fact that parents are WAY too involved in their child’s summer camp experience and are constantly calling and meddling. And yes, the NYT is correct. It is just camp. And parents do need to relax.
However, these parents are sending their children away to live with absolute strangers during some of the child’s most crucial developmental years. I can see how it could be difficult and extremely frightening. But, I think I’m solid proof that, while camp can be a scary place, it’s generally not life-damaging.
During middle school I went to summer camp at one of those camps on a lake with an insanely cheery name. (You know the type, “Happy Valley” or “The Best Place on Earth.” Barf.) At this particular camp, we were NOT allowed to talk to our parents, no matter what. Of course, cell phones didn’t really exist, but parents were told not to call the camp unless of an emergency and even if they called, we were never allowed to speak to them. We did a little thing called writing letters. Remember that? Read More »
College Girls Get the Shaft When It Comes to Orgasms
Occasionally during my down time at my “real person” job post college, I peruse my alma mater’s student newspaper online. I suppose it’s my way of living vicariously through the drama and events still going on at my beloved campus…which amazingly enough, still go on even without me. Today, I actually came across some surprising news that I was not aware of: College girls orgasm only HALF as much as college men. Sucks for us.
Now, I’m sure many things are running through your head right now as possible justifications for this statistic. I think we can all atest to the fact that most college hookups don’t exactly rock your world for a variety of reasons, (alcohol involved, inexperience, someone you don’t know extremely well, yada yada) so when you put it in perspective, it seems to make sense.
Apparently the survey was done by a professor at Stanford University. It questioned 4,000 students about their most recent hook-ups, which ranged from kissing to manual sex to oral sex to intercourse. The results showed that 44 percent of men had reached orgasm compared to 19 percent of women. More specifically, 70 percent of men climaxed during intercourse without oral sex beforehand, but only half the amount of females could do the same. Read More »
The Vibrator Of The Year Goes To…
For my 21st birthday one of my best friends gave me my first vibrator.
What a joyous day!
I was finally able to legally drink AND I had the ability to masturbate without my fingers getting tired. All in one day. Incredible!
Alas, the Wicked Dong (its real name, not the name I gave it) has died. Although it can still be put to good use, I think my shower excursion fried its juice (but not mine).
So lately, I’ve been on the prowl for a new toy to keep my old standby WD company in my naughty bag. And since the battery in my clit vibrator died as well AND my boyfriend lives a thousand miles away, I’m in desperate need of something to tide me over until our next rendezvous in two months.
There are so many vibrators out there though that it is hard to know what to choose. Read More »
