Nicole Richie is whacked!!! Someone needs to throw her into an unmarked van and force her to live in a psychiatric ward until she can start acting like a normal human.

Not only did Nicole throw a barbeque on Memorial Day that almost killed Mischa Barton, but the invitation to that barbeque is so stupid I have a headache (any and all punctuation attempted by yours truly):

“My fellow Americans, its that time of year! To celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer. Let’s stand together as one, live the American dream, take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seems. Let’s glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans. Even though we have no fucking clue what Memorial Day really means!!”

Richie ends her email with: Read More »

Oh yes it’s Summertime. Time to clean up the ol’ piggies and break out those stappy shoes . In celebration of this joyous occassion, we thought we’d test your knowledge on how well you know your celebrity feet. Can you guess who???

(Click on the photo for the answer or jump over to see them all.)

The Feet

The Celebrities

(Fergie, Jessica Alba, Cameron Diaz, Mischa Barton, Heidi Klum, Jessica Simpson, Claire Danes, Eva Longoria, Christina Aguilera)

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