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Miami University in Oxford, OH
(yea, confusing right?) conducted
a survey to see just how aware
young college women are about
the dangers of “drug-facilitated
sexual assault.” The findings were
surprising…and pretty scary. So we
all know about roofies and not to
accept drinks from guys cuz they’re
probably creeps who want to take
advantage of us. Read More...
As independent, hard-working women of the modern world, we’re constantly faced with stresses, pressures and challenges. So, the next time a situation tosses the words “can‘t,” “never,” and “impossible” your way…just remember the following: you can do anything you put your mind to.
No, seriously, if a goat can walk across a tightrope with a monkey on its back, anything is f&%cking possible.
I mean. Watch this goat. AND this monkey. ON A TIGHTROPE!!!
Making sure a guy wears a condom can sometimes be a bit of an uphill battle, but asking him to plug up his sperm and/or take a birth control pill might be just a tiny bit harder.
Although nothing like the aforementioned methods are on the market yet, scientists are busily researching ways to make men more active in pregnancy prevention.
At the second annual “Future of Male Contraception” conference held in Seattle this week (seriously, they have those?) sponsors such as the National Institute of Health and World Health Organization eagerly watched as new guy-based contraception inventions were unveiled.
Some of the new developments revealed were:
• The Intra Vas Device, “a set of removable plugs [which] block sperm in the vas deferens, the tube that’s cut in a vasectomy”.
Oh, I’m sure the guys will be lining up for this little procedure! Plugging up tubes in the body doesn’t sound comfortable, either. It kinda sounds like your balls would be constipated, no? Lovely, I’m sure.
• SARM (Selective Androgen receptor modulator), a “Testosterone-like pill” recently used as a muscle-wasting treatment that may also lower sperm count.
Awesome! So basically this is going to turn your man into a testicle-less non-man? Please tell me no. Read More »
If only there was a way to interview the monkey!
Last Tuesday, passengers aboard a Spirit Airlines jet flying from New York to Florida had a bit more to deal with than those impossible-to-open peanut bags.
Seems one of their fellow travelers had decided it was totally okay for him to shove a monkey into his hat and bring it aboard.
The strange, strange man, who had originally departed from Lima, Peru, somehow managed to hide the tiny creature “inside his ponytail” and underneath his cap while he boarded the plane, his cover blown only after the animal climbed out of it’s hiding place halfway through the trip.
This story obviously begs a few questions:
First, just how big was the man’s ponytail, and why did no one notice there was a monkey in it?
Second, how come I’m forced to practically strip before I board a plane, but this dude managed to smuggle a living creature onboard underneath a hat? Read More »
