Be Careful Out There, Ladies!

Miami University in Oxford, OH
(yea, confusing right?) conducted
a survey to see just how aware
young college women are about
the dangers of “drug-facilitated
sexual assault.” The findings were
surprising…and pretty scary. So we
all know about roofies and not to
accept drinks from guys cuz they’re
probably creeps who want to take
advantage of us. Read More...

 

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“Labor Pains” Gives Me Forehead Pains

When she’s not telling the world how much she loves Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan is doing what is sometimes called “acting” in front of cameras.  Her newest “film”, Labor Pains, just came out with a trailer, and from the looks of things, seems slated to be one of the most boring movies ever created.

Girl must pretend to be pregnant to keep her job.  Lindsay Lohan wears fake belly.  Good God.  I just…can’t…stop…laughing.

Watch the trailer.  And then let us know how much money you put on this movie tanking like a bath tub full of bricks.


Your First Look at ‘Quantum of Solace’ — and Craig Abs


James Bond. I used to not care. Then Daniel Craig took over. And I cared.

Forget that the title of the second installment of the updated Bond franchise makes little to no sense (at least to people like me), and mark your calendars for October 31, 2008 — the date when Quantum of Solace premieres (seriously..I wikipediaed “quantum” and it has something to do with energy and momentum and photons…so like, the “indivisible entity of a quantity of solace“?).

Anyhoo, the main reason most of us probably want to see this movie is because Craig is guaranteed to be bare-chested a lot and if we pray really hard - naked. He was naked in the last one. Who cared that he was being tortured while being naked? All I saw were Craig abs.

If you can’t wait until October to get your Craig fix, here’s the new trailer for Quantum. It seems complicated. I’m not sure what they’re talking about. But Judy Dench is there again! And 007 is shirtless for 2.5 seconds! Plus, the James Bond music is all badass in the background.

PS: In case you’re wondering, the full on abs shot is at 1:35. Christmas in July, baby.