Email just isn’t private anymore. Everyone knows that. Big Brother is always watching — especially if you work at a giant company where CEOs have enough money to have you killed, stuffed into a bag, and “disappeared” forever.

Which is why it’s hilarious to read about people using their work email to send private messages. How naive can you be? Don’t tell your honey about all the bad things you want to do to him that involve chocolate syrup. Don’t send a bitchy diatribe to your best friend about how your boss has constant armpit stains. DON’T DO IT.

Unless you want to end up like these people.

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Fact. When you sign up for Myspace, you have control over the privacy on your account.

Fact. No one forces your profile and pictures to be seen by everyone. You can choose the option if you want, but you can also choose to only show your friends and/or those you accept.

Fact. Millersville student, Stacy Snyder, must have been unaware of these things. Either that, or she’s a moron. I’ll choose the latter.

MSN.com reports the story of Snyder, who was on track to receive a degree in teaching. Everything was going according to plan. That is, until the university discovered her Myspace pictures. And no, they were not pictures of her and her family enjoying a lovely picnic at the park, or photos of her dancing at a nice ballet recital, or of her standing in front of the Washington Monument, holding her hand out to appear as though she’s holding the tiny little monument in her hand, like this. They were pictures of her, wasted at a Halloween party, wearing a pirate costume, with a drink in her hand and the caption, “Drunken Pirate.”

Millersville refused her education degree the night before graduation (what a DISS!) and gave her an English degree instead, because the school said that she “promoted underage drinking.” Read More »

Whenever I need a pointer, be it relationship advice, a homework tip, where to find the perfect winter cardigan, etc, I usually go to my friends, family or a nice self-help guide.

Sometimes, however, the feedback just isn’t good enough. I’m not getting what I need. I think to myself, “Man, I wish some one like Corey Feldman or Corey Haim could answer my all of burning life questions.”

I don’t need to dream anymore. Thanks to MSN.com, both Corey Feldman AND Corey Haim will be manning their own advice column! SWEET! I mean, who better to dish out solutions to your everyday problems than two guys who were famous in the ’80’s for making like thirty movies together, had awesome hair, wicked drug problems, and turned to soft core porn in the nineties, in hopes of putting that certain shine back into their stars?

I am DEFINITELY submitting a personal question to these two crazy Corey’s. If I’m one of the lucky ones who receives a response, I will post it immediately.

Who’s Your Favorite Corey?

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