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Danger: The Visable Spectrum is Rainbows!!

By J - NYU

When I was five years old and saw a rainbow forming out of my lawn sprinkler one sunny summer day, I thought I was in the middle of a magic forcefield and a Unicorn was going to pop out at any minute and take me away to My Little Pony Land. I mean, a rainbow forming out of nowhere, and I was actually seeing it close up?!? Obviously, I had the ability to make special fantasy things happen.

Little did I know that what I was REALLY seeing was a secret government plan to poison us all. Really people, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?


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TGIF: Barbie Picks Up Dog Sh*t

By J - NYU

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When I was little, I wasn’t really a Barbie girl. Even as a young child, I was vaguely aware of the fact that Barbie was proportioned funny and had tatas that just couldn’t‘t be real. I hearted My Little Ponies instead, and had just about every single one (including the Flutter Pony with bug wings, bitch!), giving my time to fantastical creatures rather than mass-produced patriarchal dolls.

BUT. Had this Barbie been around when I was little, I’m sure I would have begged my mom for it until she eventually gave in. I mean, how could you not covet a doll with her own pooper scooper?!?

ps: not only do you get a pooper scooper, you get poop too! Little, plastic, miniature poops!

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