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Let me just start out by saying that I didn’t care for the movie Juno. It got progressively better towards the end, yes, but for much of the movie, the writing was absolutely appalling. After the exchange with the convenience store clerk at the beginning of the film, I had to get an usher to help me find my eyes because they had rolled clear out of my head. Juno is hip, Diablo, I get it, please stop beating me over the head with those million dollar shoes you didn’t end up wearing.

That being said, her writing isn’t why I dislike Diablo Cody as a whole. It’s also not her vomitously rebel-cutsie name, although it does make me cringe a little bit every time I hear it. Like when it was announced at the Oscars. For winning best screenplay.

Admittedly, my dislike is partially rooted in that Cody reminds of the girl who is always at the coffee shop, reading Kurt Vonnegut and making me feel intensely uncool. “That girl” also has all these esoteric tattoos and an inexplicable haircut that I would never grow the balls to attempt. Cody seems a little more approachable than “that girl”, however, which is a point in her favor. Read More »

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Not only is Ellen Degeneres f*cking funny, but she has single-handedly inspired thousands of women in media to come out of the closet and still prove powerful.

AfterEllen.com (named after Ellen’s brave decision to come out on her popular sitcom, before the show was unfairly cancelled) is a website where same-sex oriented women can go to blog, meet, share and feel accepted.

AfterEllen has created a list of the hottest women in showbiz. What makes this list different from, let’s say, , is that it laughs in the face of the Lohan (#1 on Maxim and #79 on AfterEllen) and other stereotypical hotties.

Instead, women like Tina Fey, America Ferrera and Queen Latifah are considered sexy.

Even though I’m a straight female, I think this is totally empowering. The women on this list just seem to have more to offer - talent, brains AND a physical attractiveness. That’s a lot more than the typical hussies with t*ts and ass have to say, which is….well, not much at all.

Girl Power

(Photos of the Top 20 after the jump) Read More »

Damn you, Natalie Portman! I’ve been using this line for years! Now it’s never gonna to sound original.

Everyone’s favorite Harvard educated, beautiful, Star Wars (the new episodes, that everyone hated, and that I never saw, because I can’t understand Star Wars for the life of me) Queen apparently has no qualms when it comes to considering a relationship with another chick. Cue the lotion and tissues.

Who knows, maybe she really means it. Maybe it’s not just about publicity and making herself seem mysterious and worldly. So what that there’s never even been one peep of girl on girl rumor? So what she’s never been photographed so much as hugging another chick? Who cares that she hasn’t been in the public eye for a while and may need to remind people she still exists? Maybe she’s telling the god honest truth. I guess I should stop being so judgmental. I mean, just because almost every girl I know has uttered this line shouldn’t make me doubt Ms. Portman’s sincerity.

So…kudos to you, Natalie! If you want to go gay, the majority of the male population will completely, sincerely, 100% support you. I mean, we’ll all support you. I just think they’ll support you with extra energy.