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LOL, Jessica Simpson wants to be a singer!…Wait, but, um, isn’t she?

Speidiwood: punishing the troops, one Iraq trip at a time

Oh, she’s just being Lindsay–I mean Miley–I mean…THEY’RE THE SAME!?!

Remember when Dina Lohan won an award for motherhood?

In other news, this 12-year-old makes me feel really bad about myself

I don’t know if this is better or worse than a tequilla shot

I. Hate. Happy. Couples. Even if they’re dirty hipsters.

It takes a certain type of person to fight at a Waffle House–and his name is Kid Rock

Wendy Williams vs. Omarosa: fight to the death. No, really, please?

So if you haven’t been following this installation of the Apprentice, it’s celebrities vying for charitable donations from their rolodex. It was entertaining for a while, until Omarosa started “keeping it real.”

After the ladies team got spanked week after week, the Donald decided to mix and up and split the teams. The major issue was his decision to pair Omarosa - made famous for being a bitch on a previous Apprentice season - and Piers Morgan - best known as the British judge on “America’s Got Talent.”

Everything was fine until Omarosa spelled Piers’ name wrong. He made a comment, and Omarosa decided to talk sh*t about his children. Because, I mean, that’s an appropriate response. Read More »