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In today’s Photoshoped world, it’s hard to tell which buzz-worthy pictures are fake, and which ones are actual hilarious moments caught by a camera…
We’re sincerely hoping this one is legit.
Nick and Norah Rocks!
I’m sure you’ve seen the previews for
the new movie “Nick and Norah’s Infinite
Playlist.” It’s based on a great teen fiction
book by Rachel Cohn and David Levithan.
The book chronicles the adventures of
two teenagers, Nick and Norah, who meet
by chance in a club and spend a crazy
night together in New York City. All the
events of the evening revolve around
music, hence the title. Duh. Read More...
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Lil’ O’Reilly: “Your Dirty Sex Makes God Send Hurricanes!”
If you’re like us, you think Bill O’Reilly is hilarious. He freaks out, has no quams about being obviously one-sided, and hates anyone who doesn’t agree with him. He’s a hot mess, but so many people get their news straight from his mouth that he makes a bazillion dollars every year. We could never stomach the real thing, but Gawker recently showed us the funny with this Lil’ O’Reilly spoof. Turns out there are people in this world who would sacrifice their children’s hairline (and their innocence involving adult language) to show a national Internet audience just how criz-azy O’Reilly is.
Bristol Palin Hearts JCPenny?
Breaking: We think we may have found the gift registry of Bristol Palin and her baby daddy.
As strange and funny as it is, we are seriously hoping this isn’t real. When your mom puts a tanning bed in the Governor’s Mansion, is it really crazy to assume you’d be registered at Pottery Barn Kids instead of JCPenny?
Not to mention the fact that this registry looks like it’s more for Bristol and Levi than it is for a baby. We can’t begin to fathom what a newborn would do with a Tin Can Alley Shooting Gallery.
Take a look at the probably fake but incredibly hil-arious registry HERE.
Hello, Young Voters — 5 Ways To Motivate The Immovable
5. Put YouTube terminals in the voting booths
You wanna know something? Us college kids are really just big magnets. If you open a dumb video of an overweight thirteen year-old kid singing a pop song from the Falkland Islands, every single student within a mile will be chuckling over your shoulder within fifteen seconds.
If our presidential candidates really want to get the 18-24 crowd out and voting, they should start making films of themselves running drunk and naked across the interstate. Right now, candidates are mostly remembered for being a bunch of lumpy old guys who still haven’t lowered the drinking age. They can do so much better: the McCain/Romney version of “Daft Bodies”, for example, would totally steal the election. I’d vote for them.
4. “Reframe the debate”
This year, the American people are concerned with economic something and whatever with foreclosure blah blah drilling offshore and climate change, very important to something Iraq timetable mumble mumble. Man! The issues are tiring! I need a nap!
So it’s not surprising that college students don’t get out to rep their favorite pols. All they talk about is boring crap that sucks! You know what college kids like? Movies. It’s what we care about. “Iraq” is far away and hard to pronounce properly. All those cutthroat late-night debates need to be centered around the real questions — the tough questions, the ones that will get students waving big posters and burning their underwear.
“I understand that Christian Bale’s a great Batman, Senator Obama, but what’s up with that police run-in? In light of his creepy bevhavior, have you reconsidered your recent “pro-shirtless Bale” position?” “Senator McCain, what’s your stance on Pierce Brosnan singing ABBA? Awful enough to be funny, or just awful enough to suck?” “If elected, what measures do the candidates plan to take to ensure that George Lucas doesn’t ruin another franchise, ever?” Read More »
