I know this is an advertising campaign, but I don’t care. Everything he says is gold. Spun gold. Gold and diamonds and jewels.
What does he do when he’s not in front of a camera? Talk to his cereal? Chase randoms down the street? I wish I knew…
So, I’m tired this morning. All that Democrat bashing
and baby hair licking at the Republican National Convention last night kept me up late. Since I can’t
get productive until this Venti Pumpkin Spice Latte
kicks in (yes, they are back!), I decided to peruse
the interwebs for awhile. And boy did I find a gem.
I know this is an advertising campaign, but I don’t care. Everything he says is gold. Spun gold. Gold and diamonds and jewels.
What does he do when he’s not in front of a camera? Talk to his cereal? Chase randoms down the street? I wish I knew…