There is a God!

Or, that’s what I would be saying if I was a dude upon learning about rubbot.com and their plans to design a revolutionary new sex toy aimed at men.

Hands-free orgasms! It’s like having a girlfriend — minus the girl! Which, depending on who you ask, isn’t always a bad thing.

The design kind of reminds me of those water snakes I had as a kid. They fold into themselves and move very fluidly…much like…genitals? Perfect! This is called the “Inch Worm Effect” and is effective at getting dudes off. And fast.

The guys behind Rubbot are looking for beta-testers too! Know a guy who’s in a rut? Be a pal and send the info along…at least you won’t have to hear about he’s not getting any for awhile. Read More »

For my 21st birthday one of my best friends gave me my first vibrator.

What a joyous day!

I was finally able to legally drink AND I had the ability to masturbate without my fingers getting tired. All in one day. Incredible!

Alas, the Wicked Dong (its real name, not the name I gave it) has died. Although it can still be put to good use, I think my shower excursion fried its juice (but not mine).

So lately, I’ve been on the prowl for a new toy to keep my old standby WD company in my naughty bag. And since the battery in my clit vibrator died as well AND my boyfriend lives a thousand miles away, I’m in desperate need of something to tide me over until our next rendezvous in two months.

There are so many vibrators out there though that it is hard to know what to choose. Read More »