Every. single. time I find myself in a room full of boys, the conversation inevitably turns to threesomes (or farts, but that is a whole different article). From the jokes, “Dude, we can totally eiffel tower her,” to the stories, “And then she asked if she could bring a friend!” guys can’t get the threesome of of their minds.

Being that I have never taken part in one (shocking, I know), I never really understood the appeal. After all, sex with one person is fun enough, and haven’t you always heard the old adage, “three’s a crowd”? Why, then, are guys so completely obsessed with bringing an extra body into an already exciting situation? If it ain’t broke (which I can say sex most definitely is not), why turn it into a threesome?

Our resident boy gives us the lowdown. Read More »

Sex is weird. It’s basically a collaborative seizure that eventually results in a pink bowling ball that poops. Curiously, the most essential act to sustain the human race is also one of the most absurd and counterintuitive things you can do with your body. If nobody ever told people how to have sex, one has to wonder, would they figure it out?

But even if the regular flailing, shrieking mess that we call “lovemaking” wasn’t bizarre enough, us soldiers of sexuality have figured out a never-ending list of even stranger acts to indulge in. And this isn’t like, you know, tie me up, spank me a bit, maybe some handcuffs. Bondage and creepy power relationships aren’t weird anymore, especially not with all those damn vampire romance stories these days. And poop, well, poop is gross, but that’s still pretty old news. We’ve all heard about poop. No, these are fetishes that would actually sound interesting if you brought them up at a party. Links may be NSFW, and incidentally now I have to throw my hard drive into the center of the sun or something.

Hypnosis
Was anyone else ever kinda creeped out by the hypnotist at your “official” high school graduation party? Did anyone else ever find anything weird about fat, sweaty guys putting groups of young students to sleep and then ordering them to dance at his whim, zombie-like, before making them forget about the whole experience? Creepy, right? More like sexy. Although if all those hypnotherapy ads are to be believed, I think quitting smoking, losing weight and reinvigorating your marital life are pretty hot, too. Sign me up? Read More »

“Kinky” isn’t really the right word. I’d call myself “experimental” when it comes to my sexual tendancies. And lately I’ve been a little curious about threesomes (a.k.a. I kinda have the desire to hook up with a guy and a girl at the same time).

Come on. Like guys are the only ones who think about it.

So this weekend, in a druken attempt for attention, I started joking around about my latest thoughts. And … my guy friends were obviously all about it — saying they’d ask their girlfriends to get in on it, that they’d pick a couple for me to do it with… It got a little out of control and now there’s money riding on me accomplishing this feat. Sweet. Could I be under any more pressure?

Since I’m never one to turn down a challenge, especially when there’s a few hundred bucks involved, I’ve decided to do it. And do it right.

Which brings me to my newly established rules:
1. The girl involved has to be totally fine with the guy hooking up with me right in front of her. Girls tend to get jealous and possessive (I know, I’m one of them), so I want to make sure she’s cool with it.
2. Alcohol must be consumed. There is no way in hell I could do this and seriously get into it without being drunk. So both other parties must be drunk as well.
3. There will be no cameras of any sort involved. I don’t want scandelous photos or videos floating around the internet for my parents, friends or potential employers to see.
4. It will be a one time thing. I’m not about to become the “threesome girl” people seek out to fulfill their sexual fantasies.

Would you do a threesome for money?