Well, I kept my promise and detoxed. Lemme tell you; it was not easy. I know everyone always says that it’s mind over matter and that other mental stuff, but I never really listened to it until a day into detoxing when all I wanted was a medium-rare steak, curly fries, and an apple pie.
Eating fruit and ONLY fruit is not the easiest thing in the world. In fact, it’s one of the hardest; swallowing that apple while you pass the Cheescake Factory in the mall is NOT easy. But it paid off like nobody’s business. By the end of the week, I felt energized, awake, and my skin had even cleared up. Whoah.
If you’re planning on detoxing, there’s already a pretty convenient diary on here that you should def check out. But I’ll tell you what carried me through those seven days; smoothies. Now, the recipes I’ll give you all have milk or yogurt in them for people who don’t want to detox but still want a tasty, healthy lunch. If you’re actually detoxing, replace the yogurt stuff with more fruit of your choice (preferably one of the ones in the recipe), and replace the milk with either water or ice. For a little extra fiber, add some wheat germ or flax seed.
You’ll also probably notice that there are no instructions. That’s cuz smoothies are probably the easiest lunch to make. Chop, blend, drink. Must be the nectar of the gods. Read More »




Just the thought of having to put on a bikini makes me want to move to someplace cold and dark. Maybe someplace like a cave? Instead of coming to terms with the fact that I can’t wear a parka all summer long, I stress out and start having intense cravings for cookies. I completely sabotage any hope for my summer body and instead ingest junk because I can’t bear the thought of a flabby ass. Does this make any sense? NO. IT. DOESN’T.
Smoothies are the ultimate food. They’re packed with vitamins and nutrients, they give you energy, and they taste AWESOME. If you’re pressed for time, a big smoothie makes a great breakfast or lunch, and it really fills you up and keeps you full for a while.
Thanks to my dad making breakfast for me every morning until the day I left for college, I now feel incredibly weird and sick if I don’t eat it, like I’ve left my nose or my left leg at home.