You see a hot guy across the bar.

“Mmmm,” you think to yourself. “We could make some really hot babies.”

Not so fast, Madam Horny. A new study reveals that for some unknown reason, hot dads do not pass the hotness onto their sons. In fact, it seems that only hot moms pass on the hot trait…and only to their daughters.

Professors David Perrett and Elisabeth Cornwell of the University of St Andrews in the UK, the two researchers behind this study, found that while men pass on masculinity to their sons they do not pass on traits of facial attractiveness.

They sited Rod Stewart’s children as an example: Kimberly Stewart is gorgeous, but her brother Sean Stewart….well…it not. (Poor kid.) And if Profs. Perrett and Cornwell knew my family, they would say the same thing; I am one sexy lady, but my brothers really missed out.

Sucks to be us, huh ladies? I mean, if this study is true there are tons of smokin’ hot ladies walking around and only a handful of good looking guys. What’s a girl to do? Except, of course, hope for a daughter…

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