We pick up where last week’s episode left off, with Ali drilling Jeremy for an explanation for his bizarre online interview. The argument sounds like thousands I’ve heard my drunk friends have with their long distance boyfriends via cell phone. I listen to Ali and Jeremy run around in circles until Ali reads something of interest from the article: “I wanna marry Lindsay”…I want to marry your sister. Ali says that Jeremy has told her this in person as well. Um, and that didn’t tip you off that he was USING YOU?!?!

Whatever, Ali’s pissed because Jeremy has a crush on Lindsay and not her. Jeremy’s probably pissed because Lindsay has a crush on Samantha Ronson and not him.

Their fight concludes (or is postponed) freaking finally. Ali says she doesn’t trust anyone but her family anymore (not what you said last week.) And goes to her wise and showbiz weary mother for advice.

Dina explains that “we all make mistakes” (especially her–although I don’t know if you can consider raising trainwrecks mere mistakes). She gives a small lesson in Tabloid Manipulation 101 and tells Ali that “they’ll just have to educate him,” which sounds very creepy Scientologist.

Jeremy enters the house while Dina and Ali chat in the kitchen. He doesn’t knock or anything, just breezes right in. Dina then begins to mediate Ali and Jeremy’s argument. Read More »

Last night was the season premiere of The Hills and all I can say is, wow. I have been counting down to this moment for a long time. I even had a party to celebrate it. But even I couldn’t have anticipated just how spectacular the whole event was going to be.

A pre-show.

Mariah Carey.

An hour-long episode (with commercial breaks that seemed a lot shorter than normal).

It was fantastic.

As you all know, last night’s episode picked up where last season abruptly ended some three months ago: Lauren and Whitney arrive in Paris, while Heidi and Spencer work through the many failings of their overly public relationship. I am ashamed to say this, but after watching I was extremely disappointed with Lauren and (gulp) actually kinda respected Heidi.

Before you throw tomatoes at your computer screen, hear me out. Read More »

We all knew The Hills would be coming back for the second half of Season 3. Lauren Conrad announced that it would cover her and Whitney’s time in Paris (pronounced Pareeee) at the season three finale party.

I have been waiting patiently (if you consider sending daily emails to MTV begging them to start airing the episodes being patient), but have yet to experience the crepes, the shopping and the Eiffel tower with LC.

Well, rumor has it that Lauren and Lo have been hitting the streets in L.A….with a camera crew close behind! Finally; some evidence that the 8 bonus episodes are actually going to happen! I have been doing some research and it looks like our gal pals are gonna be back on Monday nights starting March 24^th!

The eight episode mini season is allegedly going to cover Lauren and Whitney’s Paris experience and Heidi and Spencer holding down the home front in LA. I guess keeping Speidi and LC in separate time zones was the only way Lauren would agree to staying on for another season seeing as she almost walked when she found out Heidi would be included for season 3.

Some tipsters over at MTV revealed that the sex tape rumors really got to Lauren after the second season and it took promises of limited Heidi/Lauren interaction and a whole lotta money (she’s making tons more than her co-stars) to get her to sign on again.

Scandalous! Read More »