I prefer to start off all of my conversations with porn references.

Especially when I’m talking to total strangers, or in this case Landon Pigg – who I wish wasn’t a total stranger to me, because I’m quite sure we’d get along famously, in the non-famousy way. However, from seeing two of his performances in the past couple weeks I’m fairly certain he’s going to be all sorts of “famous” very soon.

Magazine cover famous. AOL’s top ten hottest musicians famous. Rumoured to be dating some random Gossip Girl or Mary-Kate Olsen type famous. That kind of famous, though the latter would be tragic. He seems much too sane to make those types of bad decisions involving starlets or socialites.

But I digress. I know how your little minds work, where does the porn come in??

Before I introduced myself to him, Landon played an incredible show at The Living Room in New York City. Unlike many artists who have tweaked or auto-tuned so much of their albums they’re unable to echo the sounds we’re used to, Landon exceeded all expectation. Not only did his songs (the popular “Falling in Love at a Coffee Shop”) sound exactly like his record, they sounded better. Read More »

Oh, Hollywood girls. So many of them seem to always be posing as if there’s a mirror somewhere and speaking as if they’re reading their own autobiographical script to potential producers. Lindsay Lohan has, to no one’s surprise, joined this little club over the last few years.

When Lindsay started to flush herself down the toilet publicly with her drinking and drug use…I can’t lie about the fact that there was a secret part of me that was thoroughly thrilled. I wasn’t thrilled because I was just THAT eager to see her self destruct. Rather, I was thrilled because I’m always a fan of the reckless starlet…the tortured artist who isn’t going to adhere to the footsteps laid down by wholesome high profile girls before her.

But now she has gone too far.

If you’re going to be a wreck–embrace it. Don’t feed us bullshit about how you were “going through a really tough time” over the last year. To quote Ms. Lohan from a recent interview:

“I had a lot going on in my life and that was a way of hiding from it. I hadn’t seen my dad; I had a lot of work stress because I was constantly working and never took time to stop.”

She went on to say:

“It was like my college years–and it was just all photographed.” Read More »

Just kidding, but with all the relentless (and unprotected) celebrity sex stuff going on recently, that sort of thing wouldn’t be hard to believe.

In case you’re not big into tabloids (but of course you are, since like, what else is there to read these days?), Little Spears isn’t the only one on the fast and furious “accidentally pregnant” train. 22-year-old singer Lilly Allen announced she’s carrying Chemical Brothers musician Ed Simons’s baby almost at the exact second Jamie Lynn jumped onto the cover of Ok! Magazine, while beating out both starlets in the baby drama department was presidential hopeful John Edwards.

That’s right. John Edwards. The guy with the hair. Who’s running for president.

Apparently, some chick told the National Enquirer a few months back that Edwards cheated on his sick wife with her, leaving her sperminated and disgraced.

The news today is that an “ex-key official” in Edwards’s campaign (who has a family of his own) is actually the baby daddy, allowing Edwards to have some of his integrity back, but not all, since he totally had a lying bastard working for him. Read More »